I hat to interrupt the puns and lolcattery, but I thought I'd point out that my cat actually hates LFS, as it draws my attention away from what he feels is most important. Namely, himself. He has a knack for jumping up on my desk in front of my monitor split seconds before tricky braking zones, resulting in spectacular crashes.
I actually have an MPR called %$#&INGCAT.MPR (only not censored), in which I had a sure second place finish ruined by him. I'm thinking of reporting him to the Wrecker Barricade.