Basically, the idea of this, is to make a joke, and whoever guesses it, and is correct, will then post THEIR joke, and then the person who posts what they think is the correct answer, and IS correct, it will be their go to post their JOKE

Rules

• Please No offensive jokes : Racist, etc.
  
• No lying, make sure the you tell the truth if the person is correct

If no one has got the joke for over 3 days, someone else may post their joke

I hope this thread will be fun

I will start: (rubbish joke )

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep

Quote from harjun :

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep

A Wooly Jumper

i think the thread title should be changed, joke instead of "cracker".

Quote from Bean0 :

A Wooly Jumper

YOUR TURN! correct!

It was an easy one

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ?

I've never been fired from a band by the drummer!

Quote from Bean0 :

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ?

You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once

Quote from Nathan_French_14 :

You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once

B-dum-tisssssshhhhhhhh
:drummer:

Quote from Bean0 :

B-dum-tisssssshhhhhhhh
:drummer:

a small nerdy man walked into a bar, and slipped on some urine on the floor. The man picked himself up and then ordered a pint and sat in the corner. a few minutes later, a HUUUGE rubgy player walked into the pub, and also slipped over on the urine. the small man burst out laughing and said "haha! I just did that!"....what did the rugby player do next?

some undescribable act of physical violence.

Quote from al heeley :

some undescribable act of physical violence.

Oh I don't know, I'm pretty good at describing acts of violence. You should see the invoice reminders I send my customers.

Quote from Nathan_French_14 :

a small nerdy man walked into a bar, and slipped on some urine on the floor. The man picked himself up and then ordered a pint and sat in the corner. a few minutes later, a HUUUGE rubgy player walked into the pub, and also slipped over on the urine. the small man burst out laughing and said "haha! I just did that!"....what did the rugby player do next?

the same what the nerdy dude did...

i got plenty of jokes but some are eh " cleaner " then others...


im guessing the rugby player hits him in the groin with his ball ?

This thread is doomed to fail.

You mean 'PHAIL!' right?

Anyway, my guess, is that the rugby player floored the small guy

well i completely forgot about this

Al was right....kinda. The rugby player punches the nerdy guy in the nose :/

Al's turn

This thread is a joke.