''Following this incident Salvador Dali was fired from the Honda design team..''

(sing it!!) The driveshaft is connected to the gearbox...the gearbox is connected to the ax-le...the ax-le is connected to thee...wheel

I know I said I was the puppet master but that's taking it too far.

Fake! Look, you can see the strings.

Quote from The General Lee :

After this incident, Jenson Button had to swear on oath that he wouldn't sneeze when sat inside of his Honda F1 car.

Winner!

Quote from Origamiboy :

''Following this incident Salvador Dali was fired from the Honda design team..''

How come I almost never find the winning quotes the most funny?

Thank you

Keeping with the F1 theme...

http://amirite.com/upload/imgs/s112433A.jpg

Sorry, couldn't find a better one...

Quote from The General Lee :

Thank you

Keeping with the F1 theme...

http://amirite.com/upload/imgs/s112433A.jpg

Sorry, couldn't find a better one...

"That woman there. She has the most terrific pair of norks i've ever seen."

"Hey look Fernando, its your mother!"

"Hold still Fernando, that stick is stuck up there good and proper"

or

"Has Fernando stuck that giant blurry knob on my back again?"

'You want to do me aswell? the line starts over there'

"wtf is that?"

Quote from zeugnimod :

How come I almost never find the winning quotes the most funny?

Because you are a Germany

Down that way, you can sneak up on Kimi taking his usual shit.

Quote from (-Mark-) :

'You want to do me aswell? the line starts over there'

Winner!

Quote from tristancliffe :

Because you are a Germany

Only because you are a Great Britain!

Quote from tristancliffe :

Because you are a Germany

No no no. Didn't Kev tell you Zeug is a France?

Im from Mars and like hot chocolate.

Quote from zeugnimod :

Im from Mars and like hot chocolate.

Well, who wouldn't like hot chocolate?

I don't.

Come on mark past a picture

Of course Zeug likes chocolate, he's a girl.

Had to come up again some time!

Its been a few days, someone post a good picture

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Of course Zeug likes chocolate, he's a girl.

Oh the irony!

Blackout knows what I mean.

Seems like nobody is going to post a pic, so I will.

Quote from h3adbang3r :

Seems like nobody is going to post a pic, so I will.

''Lewis may have grown his hair and dressed in casual clothes to blend in, but Fernando wasn't fooled that easily..''