Ok, sorry if this is disturbing, but me and my mate was browsing around on internet, trying to find something fun to throw at eachothers.
Then I came across this word, feltcher, and I copied the discribtion of it on copy/paste earlier.
" A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's **** usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose. "
Edit : crash - who is that?