Quote from xaotik :

A decisive moment at the start of the race as a crucial change to pit strategy was made after the nearest mythological station reported leprechaun activity in the area.

Quote from wsinda :

"Well, it all started when I ate a live frog ..."

Quote from Epic.Movement :

"me teeth are gold too"

Whoever posts new pic first, wins.

Okies then.

Quote from xaotik :

Okies then.

''Roman Abramovich was pleased with his new LFS setup..''

The inaugural Treadmill 500 was a huge success. In the words of one NASCAR fan; "They said oval racing couldn't be easier, but we done proved 'em wrong."

The drivers were getting in shape, the cars decided to follow suit.

Or:

Daytona's secret revealed. The road with no end

"Bill regretted asking the boss for a promotion, the 'simulation department' sounded so much more sophisticated than watching a car on a giant treadmill"

When he ordered his nascar paper weight online, he didn't realise how big it was.

"Engineers are testing if it's physically possible for a NASCAR vehicle to turn right"

"Hehe, everyone thinks I'm analysing the treadmill testing, but really I'm downloading porn."

"Go straight, go straight"

"I'm going straight"

"Well go straighter"

or

Dinky suspect a problem with the software on their automated production line after moving over to the metric system.

Ok, let's see then, oh it's Jeff Green driving this, i need to put the car on a diet.

The MSCJ (Mil-Spec Car Jack) project was binned when the costs of floor reinforcements ran too high.

Mr Jones was scared that his new car may be American, and is dismayed to find out that, according his research, it is fat and never heard of right. - So it is American then



P.S i sincerely apologise to any Americans i may have offended with this post

MSN Conversation "So Honney what are You doing?" "Cooking and You?" "Just here, making the car ready to turn left" "are You going to test if It can turn right?" "Why? is It needed?, tell me more about right"

Ok... bored..

And since I liked the 3-person shoot-out idea. First one to post the new one is the winner. Ready... set... post!

Quote from Mazz4200 :

"Go straight, go straight"
"I'm going straight"
"Well go straighter"

Quote from thisnameistaken :

The inaugural Treadmill 500 was a huge success. In the words of one NASCAR fan; "They said oval racing couldn't be easier, but we done proved 'em wrong."

Quote from DarkTimes :

"Hehe, everyone thinks I'm analysing the treadmill testing, but really I'm downloading porn."

"just goes to show that lazy people who drive cars are getting to lazy to DRIVE!"

Yippee thats the first thing i've won in LFS for years

Half inched this pic from DRU in another thread, hope he does'nt mind

"Rock and roll lifestyle has invaded Formula One"

"The guy in the photo is actually Nick Nolte. James Hunt himself was a teetotaller and devoted Christian."




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Not to destroy this thread, but that dude didn`t look like a "standar" racer. He looked something like what you might would find in the end of the road on a early sundag morning.

Quote from The Very End :

Not to destroy this thread, but that dude didn`t look like a "standar" racer. He looked something like what you might would find in the end of the road on a early sundag morning.

You must be very very young.....

That's James "The Shunt" Hunt 1976 F1 World Champion



Or was that your caption ?

Quote from Mazz4200 :

You must be very very young.....

That's James "The Shunt" Hunt 1976 F1 World Champion

What do you consider very very young?

Im 21 and have also only heard of this name but never seen a picture.

Quote from zeugnimod :

What do you consider very very young?

Im 21 and have also only heard of this name but never seen a picture.

21 yeah you're still a baby

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Even though he changed his caption, i think we have a winner already hilarious...

Then you must be an old fart.

Eh..lets get on with the captions.

"Yeah, she's almost as good as this bird sat next to me. Trust me, I've ridden in both."

"Wow, she's a thrill - nothing else like her. The bird? She's alright too."

"Sex - Breakfast of Champions What the hell was i thinking?"