I like it

Attempt #2 (MUCH shorter)

Stop-go penalty, patch x15 style

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

I like it

Attempt #2 (MUCH shorter)

Stop-go penalty, NFS style

Hehe

^^ That was gonna be attempt #2

Good edit

Quote from Origamiboy :

Policeman:- ''Your name, please..''

Driver:- ''Scott Speed, officer.''

Policeman:- ''Do you realise you were doing 25 in a 50 zone?!''

Winner! as voted for by everyone else! But i also liked

Quote from Ovidiu23 :

Officer: "Could you give me an autograph?"

and

Quote from Blas89 :

Wiggum, Clancy - "Do You know where can I buy donuts?"

Cheers!

Ok, lets see what you can come up with for this...

My effort:-

''Removing traction control from MotoGP wasn't welcomed by everyone...''

Quote from Origamiboy :

''Removing traction control from MotoGP wasn't welcomed by everyone...''

You can't make yourself the winner - but its v. funny!

Honda's new 500cc motor was a bit more powerful than expected....

Letting Bill the Mole ride the bike had unintended consequences

MotoGP comission found conrete barriers too dangerous, so they tried spreading hundred tons of elephant poo around the track.

"Billy Bob just picked up the new MotoGP 1.21jw bike, sped up to 88mph and all of the sudden gone with a big flame behind him! Too bad he was found a mile away; stuck in a hill due a bug in his bike's software, which was running Microsoft Flux Capacitor 2012."

(Back to the Future?)

They say that racing in the rain causes a wall of spray.

What Carl didn't know was that racing in the mud causes a wall of mud.

*muffled voice* As you can see, thanks to my E-Zee leathers from JML, my feet are still intact!

"what do you do when you wreak your bike ?? , Make it look like your lodged in a sand mound and post it on the net ! "

"LOOK AT ME! I'M AN OSTRICH! a few minutes ago I was doing sort of this

"

science community stumped over discovery of a 50.000 year old fossile bike and driver in afrika

After a night of booze and weed, Billy Joe thought it was a good idea to drive home, cruising lazily behind a dump truck.

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Famous last words: Yay, VTEC kicked iiiiiinnnnnn!!

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The Hell's Angels have their own ways to settle a "business disagreement".

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Honda team admits to having setup problems.

"Awww I chosed the Brake Help option, damn simulation"

Jos Verstappen goes to MotoGP .

(Muffled) "Did I win?!"

*because I got high.. because I got high... taaa da da dede da*

There are some really exotic plants growing near Chernobyl...

(muffled) "The Sign Siad Detour?? Damn Coyote!!"
OR
"I WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WASINT FOR YOU MEDLING KIDS AND THE DOG"

so, who won?

Quote from wsinda :

After a night of booze and weed, Billy Joe thought it was a good idea to drive home, cruising lazily behind a dump truck.

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Famous last words: Yay, VTEC kicked iiiiiinnnnnn!!

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The Hell's Angels have their own ways to settle a "business disagreement".

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Honda team admits to having setup problems.

Winner!

Winner? Me? I thought this one was better:

Quote from DarkTimes :

(Muffled) "Did I win?!"

It had me and chuckle continually for half an hour. Oh well.

Here is the new picture. Should be well-known among punk fans.

Quote from wsinda :

Winner? Me? I thought this one was better:
It had me and chuckle continually for half an hour. Oh well.

Here is the new picture. Should be well-known among punk fans.

TBH, you're right, DarkTimes caption was better, but I must've missed it.. Sorry

Anyhoo.. :-

''When Willy Wonka offered all employees a company car, this wasn't what they had in mind..''