"After a poor gualifying result McLaren chief Ron Dennis went to check if it's really the right guy under the helmet."

Go on then Kimi - try and spit at me now...

at 2 million dollars in the pot, after almost 5 years into the game with no one managing to claim the money yet, the stakes were higher than ever in mclarens team internal betting game, so ron had to make sure kimis first smile wouldnt go unnoticed under the helmet

"PIKABOO! Gheheheheheeeheheheheh*snort*ehehe"

Racing helmets provide perfect protection against passionate kissing.

Ron :"Lads guess what, the little bar steward does smile after all. Someone owes me money"

On a closer check it turned out to be a dummy, Kimi had fled to Renault.

Ron Dennis tries out tips in 'how to get through to Finnish racing drivers'

Tip #141: When in doubt, poke them, You'll get a response that way

Ralph (from Simpsons) voice: "HEY IT TICKLES!"

Looks like the last picture is dead then!

New picture!

http://www.shorey.net/Auto/Ame ... 00%20Stig%20Blomqvist.jpg

"Holy!! I almost kill that ant"

"The Drivers, Especially Stig Blomquist, had to make interesting improvisations when it was revealed only 2 wheel drive cars were allowed to enter the stage."

A example on using all the circuit - including the virtual.

co-driver: "where the hell are my notes?"

"invisable ramp"

Most of the public accepted their fate, but Stig was going to try and out run the gaping bottomloss crack opening in their village

"Hurry, we're already late for tea!"

"Ski jumping makes its way to the WRC".

"You're sure this is a parking space..?"

Go on, you put a 4wd diff in this thing, you're meant to test it

or:

That's not in the pace notes...

No-wheel-drive! Wee!

My effort would have been "Where we're going we dont need roads!" (Quote from back to the future!)

Here's the winner!

Quote from de Souza :

co-driver: "where the hell are my notes?"

Hooray!

Ok then, try this one!

Quote from de Souza :

Hooray!

Ok then, try this one!

"I hate mondays."

"Hey ladies! It`s room for one more!"

I can sign for 1, 2 or 3 or 4
Get three weeks off in a year or more
Save up and get my very own SLR

Cause I can drive
my very own tank
Yes I can drive
my very own tank

(The Stranglers - "Tank")