I was going to post my joke about the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Muslim, South African, Iranian, Iraqi and American who walked into airport security wearing rucksacks...but on the evidence of this thread I fear that may not be wise.
If you do wish to hear the joke please call this number 0800 IWANTTOHEARIT, calls are charged at £1,000,000 for a standard BT line, charges may vary with other providers. All calls made after 27pm midnightday will result in your phone exploding. Texts cost twice the amount of 20 oranges minus 3 apples travelling at 80mph to London from Southampton towards a turnip travelling at 5mph to Southampton from London, show workings out. Upon calling this number your soul will be legally owned by the devil, if you wish to stop recieving pitch forks please text 'Fork off' to 666 666 6. All entries will be picked out at random, burned, and the joke will be heard by whoever walks past the office while the buring is taking place.