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Quote from spankmeyer :My best guess for finishing punch line: 'You know you've been a moderator for too long when you lose count how many threads like this you've already seen.'

Thats good!
When you're watching F1 and you look at the corner of the screen expecting to see the track map...
You know you've been on the forum too long when you look forward to

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You know you've been on the forum too long when you see "please wait 60 seconds in between posts."
It actually annoys me, the "60 seconds between posts" bit, seeing I sorta rape threads, open them all up in tabs, and like rapid-post.
Quote from Bandit77 :I can't believe this thread hasn't existed before... so here we go.

Quote from bbman :when you realise there is an existing thread with the same bloody topic and you couldn't be bothered to search.

Quote from zeugnimod :
It should prevent you from creating a thread on a topic that has already been discussed.

However, it doesn't work always as you can see in this thread.

now does "it doesn't work" mean "it didn't prevent the op from..." or "the feature didn't work technically" - because the latter must have been the case.

I searched for a thread like that like two months ago - no result. I searched 5 minutes before I opened the topic - no result.
I opened the topic and the "already-discussed-feature" suggested some threads that had nothing to do with what I was going to write.

I almost feel the urge to say "sorry" - but then I hear shaggy's voice... "I' WASSAN ME" - it's the search.

The search just prefers showing a NEW topic where one word matches to showing an old topic where every single word matches.

And no, I didn't type in "apple, candy, xxx".
What! You don't watch any Candy-Coated Apple porn?!

Insane bunch of sexual deviants we have on these forums...

Hurray, "You must wait 60 seconds between posts, please try again in 45 seconds."

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Quote from dawesdust_12 :It actually annoys me, the "60 seconds between posts" bit, seeing I sorta rape threads, open them all up in tabs, and like rapid-post.

that bugs me too. becuase if your like me, who is trying to beat others secretly in postage it makes it harder for me to do a lot of posting at once
when you save 100 too many "2 wheelers" at fern bay.

when to delete that "Blue flag move out my way" bind and start to just ram people out the way.

when you actually bother going inside the meeting room

when you break your wheel or pedals(obviously a show of that you played to long)

when you resort to doing wheelies in pit lane while people insist not to hit Shift+R.

when you begin to Post a new thread of the 1,000's "Devs add this please/ We waited to long/ Gimme something new damnit!"

when you have every major LFS site in your Favorite's folder

when your banned out of the majority of Redline Racing's or CTRA's servers.

Quote from Dajmin :You know you've played too much LFS when...

- You look at your dashboard to check your tyre temperatures
- You sit at traffic lights with your foot to the floor
- You know the exact apex of all corners on your journey to work
- You refer to the journey home from work as Work Reversed
- You accidentally used the phrase "force feedback" to your mechanic
- You insist to your mechanic that if he tightens your rear shocks by 2 points you can take half a second off your journey home
- You ask him to send you his setup

This post pretty much summarizes this topic, so no need to make any more new threads in the future.
You know you've played too much LFS when you watch D1 or any racing events and yell out "SHIFT + S FOR NOS!!!" in an attempt to get into a full race xD

You know you've played too much LFS when one of the officers under you abuses their power you tell them... "im taking back your admin pass"

You know you've played too much LFS when one of your guests in your house won't stop talking and you go "kicked (name) for flooding"

You know you've played too much LFS when you install a stop watch on the upper right corner of your car and draw lines on the road to and from work and measure your splits

You know you've played too much LFS when you start seeing welcome messages when you enter your car

You know you've played too much LFS when you see drift points whenever you start sliding, and when you arrive home it announces (name) is a lousy drifter 300 points coz you only did it by accident once

You know you've played too much LFS when you change your name to japanese characters that look like english letters to spell out your name

You know you've played too much LFS when you look at every cars tires when you drive by and see if they use supers or normals

You know you've played too much LFS when you go to the mayor of the city and ask what's the world record for this track with your car model

You know you've played too much LFS when people knock on your house complaining about an admin abuser or a wrecker

You know you've played too much LFS when you go up to your pit crew and hand them a usb stick containing your setups and tell them to use xrtwr.set

You know you've played too much LFS when you install lfs on every computer you have access to

You know you've played too much LFS when you see a car with a sick paint job and ask them if its a private skin

You know you've played too much LFS when you plan on joing a team in real life and ask them if they have a forum you can apply on and ask them to spectate you for 2 laps

You know you've played too much LFS when you brag or are proud of being in a team.... in lfs...

You know you've played too much LFS when you yell out "WHO WANTS TO TWIN ME??" during a real life drift meet

You know you've played too much LFS when you start seeing Yellow Flag when you see someone wrecked or someone thats slower in front of you

You know you've played too much LFS when you pass by an accident and think to yourself... "hahahah a n00bs"

You know you've played too much LFS when you go up to a cop and ask if they want to play Police Chase/Cops & Robbers with your car and just go around in circles

You know you've played too much LFS when you see a low rider bumping up and down and type out "OMG ROFLMAO!!! HOW YOU DO THAT!?!?!? SEND ME SET PLS PLS PLS"

You know you've played too much LFS when you see someone swerving all over the road and think to your self... "ugh arab drifters /kick"

You know you've played too much LFS when someone suggests to go somewhere else you see a loading track message

You know you've played too much LFS when it turns afternoon you see a changing lighting message

You know you've played too much LFS when your wife asks you to dance/polka you tell her k get in your car and meet me in the parking lot

You know you've played too much LFS when you cant stop typing thinking of things to write for this out...

ok im done... xD
Quote from dawesdust_12 :It actually annoys me, the "60 seconds between posts" bit, seeing I sorta rape threads, open them all up in tabs, and like rapid-post.

Yup, I have 20 tabs opened up plus the root LFS forum on a tab. It stems from my dialup days that wasn't all that long ago and it took forever to open a thread, so I opened a bunch, then read the first opened while the others loaded.

- You refer to the journey home from work as Work Reversed

I like this one. Don't remember seeing it.

And like I've said in the other threads, I've yelled "blue flag..." to the guy in front of me while we were loading a truck at work on forktrucks. I clearly had the faster forktruck as I was getting ready to lap him
when the search function on the forum is missed (somehow) and threads are merged...
Quote from mrodgers :, I've yelled "blue flag..." to the guy in front of me while we were loading a truck at work on forktrucks. I clearly had the faster forktruck as I was getting ready to lap him

lmao ive done the same thing running frieght fomr shed to shed about 100mtrs lol i have the fastest fork! (but not enymore blow the radiator up and cracked the head!)
You know you've played too much LFS when you start typing !top everywhere you go to find out the top lap times

You know you've played too much LFS when you can't look at any other racing sims the same way ever again =/
wow. they merged the thread. not too bad an idea... if it was indicated somewhere.



Quote from Dajmin :You know you've played too much LFS when...

- You look at your dashboard to check your tyre temperatures
- You sit at traffic lights with your foot to the floor
- You know the exact apex of all corners on your journey to work
- You refer to the journey home from work as Work Reversed
- You accidentally used the phrase "force feedback" to your mechanic
- You insist to your mechanic that if he tightens your rear shocks by 2 points you can take half a second off your journey home
- You ask him to send you his setup

some of the best ones, so far.


- You don't understand the other driver gets so angry although you only touched him slightly
- You do "reversed donuts" with your FWD.
- (inspired by Dajmin): there's a detour on your route to work and you go "oh no, that's 'town', I hope my 'classic' setup and the 8% fuel will do.
- (also inspired by D.): you find a shortcut to work and refer to it as "work rally X" ... and "work rally X reversed" of course
- another detour and you think "what a shitty mod"
- you see oncoming traffic and think "cruise-server?"
- your girlfriend asks "why don't you go to the gas-station" and you say "naaaah... I really don't want them to repair all this minor damage"
- finally you HAVE to go to the gas-station and you shout "3% please, and tyres only if their used more than 50%"
- the guy in front of you goes slower but you can't overtake him... so you honk, and honk, and honk...
- after this guy has arrived at his destination, you just ram him.
- you try to overtake as many cars as possible in the first corner, no matter what.
- you'd rather not go to [insert any location here] than getting there 9th or worse (believing you're on CTRA).

and finally:

- you disconnect your horn, so you don't hear the others honk anymore.
OK at work safe now...
Snow today in Switzerland, and a few times on the road to work I thought (not to the point of saying it aloud, some hope left) $report while admiring the witless manoeuvers of fellow commuters.
Too much CTRA maybe? My wife also thinks so
You are too much on the LFS forum when you call Sam as you see a new post.
What you talking about!? I don't stop talking to Sam, it's a constant forum watch I say, but not constant enough, becuase I can manage to squeeze epic boobs into a thread... :hide:
- The boobs are too big
- The girls are cute though
- But the look like jail bait!
When you drift your bike (!) round a bend and all your thinking is "S1K D0R1FT0!11!!!11!"

...wait, that didn't happen to me today....
Quote from sgt.flippy :- The boobs are too big

lies in the eye of the beholder. I think they're ok with this girl.
Quote : - The girls are cute though

again... but yes.
Quote : - But the look like jail bait!

You only think so because you've seen too many "barely 18"-girls who actually all are 20+. :fence3di think these smilies mean "touché", hehehehe)



buuuuuuuut, back to topic:

you know you've bla bla bla... when...

... you're laptimes get worse and worse. (maybe this only goes for me)
I love thinking they're 18 Shut up

If you think of them as 17 and 360 days it's even badder

And thank you, now you gave me another excuse to look at them again!
"You know you play to much LFS when" you reach for the left top red button thats on your momo (my clutch) when your going to shift in RL. lol

~cobra

P.S: had to put my 2 cents into this thread :P
I bet the girl with the "Epic Boobs" has had more pricks than a second hand dartboard*

*Excuse the language...Well, not really as it depends on the context.

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