YAY! I WON! *looks for pic*

Here's one :

Schumacher searches for more horsepower

Honestly, we have never even heard about cocaine.

"OMG my brothers driving for Ferrari"
OR
"Hurry up my brothers almost here STRANGLE FASTER!

Silence..... I KILL YOU!

(As quoted from Achmed the dead terrorist....)

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Silence..... I KILL YOU!

(As quoted from Achmed the dead terrorist....)

if that doesnt win then i dont know...
couldnt think of anything better

Still waiting for more

Proof was found that Michael Schumacher is indeed a robot as team Ferrari was caught in the act of installing new head to the body. The Schubot's head needed replacament as it 'TICOD'ed (Tongue-In-Cheek-o-Death) in the pits area filled with paparazzis.

Quick, Michael, strike a pose for the LFS forum caption competition!

The exibit at Madam Tussauds was getting quite a reaction.

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Silence..... I KILL YOU!

(As quoted from Achmed the dead terrorist....)

Good one

It's your turn

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Alex Wurz blamed this crash on the poor LFS crash physics.

After the race FIA officials were to negotiate whether to combine F1 and MotoGP racing, as it was found an F1 car performs better going on two wheels on it's side.

"here is not Bump and jump server, please go away "

See Flavio. I CAN fit it through this gap...oh bugger

OR:

Damn T1 n00bs

OR:

Ja, I'm flying through ze air, zis ist nicht gut

Or:

A.Wurz: Nooo
E.Tuero: setup plz!!!!!!!
A.Wurz: SHIFT+R EVERYONE!

DK

The new 'Smart' F1 car can park in the tiniest of spaces.

''Like a glove...!''

Racers have no mercy for guys who try to jump the queue.

"Sandwich Sandwich!!"

another one, cuz if i edit the one i have in the pat im sure he isnt going to pay attention:

"Wurz (or whatever that guy is) is trying to imitate the move of Schumacher-Villeneuve in 1997, but he failed!!!"

hi, my name's Bob. how do you like me so far?

And they said people cant fly

Canadian officals were unable to respond on claims of a blue UFO in Montreal.