1. Stu 75 up, 19 down
Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
Wow Roger Melly (aka Mike Neville for those in the know) Not read Viz for years, didn't realise it was still going. Mind you, it's not so cool when you discover one of the two guys behind it is an avid train spotter. And that he lives in a huge mansion in the Tyne valley that floods every year when it gets a bit rainy......
However, maybe i'm showing my age here, but i do find Carol Vorderman more than a bit tasty, defo in my top ten
I was worried they'd say something bad about me.....
Kelvin8 up, 20 down
a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the s**t out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction. person: Kelvin go away
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!
person: Okay.... go f**k a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<
The fact is, it can't be over the top or discusting, go find a porn site, that's where the line is these days.
OT:
So you are saying my argument of people being racist wasn't valid?
Well, 1 Scouser are singled out, so we may aswell be another race,
And, 2, I named MY teddy bear Muhammad. oh noes