on the first day of LFSmas,
when i logged in to see
a thread whining about the XRT

on the second day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
there were two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the third day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the fourth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
Four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the fifth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the sixth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the seventh day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
seven drift servers
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the eighth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
eight test patches
seven drift servers
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT


on the ninth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
nine new mods
eight test patches
seven drift servers
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the tenth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
ten new tracks
nine new mods
eight test patches
seven drift servers
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the eleventh day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see
eleven great finishes
ten new tracks
nine new mods
eight test patches
seven drift servers
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

on the twelfth day of LFSmas
when i logged in to see,
twelve posts from Scavier
eleven great finishes
ten new tracks
nine new mods
eight test patches
seven drift servers
six racers racing
five locked threads
four spam posts
three trolls a trolling
two new members
and a thread whining about the XRT

I said back in August I'd write an LFS poem. And I did ^^

Hope you like Credit to AnnD from allpoetry.com for letting me use her base poem

HAPPY CHRISTMAS and have a GREAT 2008 to everyone.

(Mods...don't lock this...please!!)

LOL Nice poem

Classic, bravo DK!

No better way to celebrate the Christmas spirit than with a song!

It is 3 days early, but what the hell, Merry Christmas!

Worryingly, it fits the tune too :P I know what I'll be singing Dec 25th :P

Sticky? :P

DK

Haha, that's great

I'd change the 'partridge in a pear tree' line to 'And some n00bs crying over the XRT'

Merry Christmas guys..

Verry nice poem..funny too

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Haha, that's great

I'd change the 'partridge in a pear tree' line to 'And some n00bs crying over the XRT'

I'm going to, I put it to 'thread whining about the demo' first...

Edit: Changed

DK

Brilliant, just brilliant. Ho Ho and Ho, Merry Christmas

Nice one DieKolKrabe

By the way, you have two sixth days

Quote from hrtburnout :

Nice one DieKolKrabe

By the way, you have two sixth days

Fixed!

It's only an alpha poem :P

DK

hehehe! Absolutely brill!!

This is quality, if there was a prize, you'd have just won it.

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

It's only an alpha poem :P

Haha, so 5 years on we'll still all be singing it, while people who have only just learned it will be on the internet bitching about not being able to keep time because of a verse being changed :biggrinfl

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Haha, so 5 years on we'll still all be singing it, while people who have only just learned it will be on the internet bitching about not being able to keep time because of a verse being changed :biggrinfl

Exactly :P

If I had space in my sig, that'd be in it ^^

Ahhh what a good little LFS Carol! I think you should do some more! A compilation!... Getting carried away me thinks.

lol nice

We need a "someone" got ran over by a "put LFS car here" song too

Perfect! It definetly captures the moment!

Quote from XCNuse :

We need a "someone" got ran over by a "put LFS car here" song too

Who and what car? I feel a rewrite of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" coming on

DK

Quote from LFSn00b :

"What shall we do with the drunken demoer"? :P

Stop reading my mind

/me puts on tinfoil hat made out of colander

Brilliant DK, and a Merry Christmas to you too!

When are you releasing a new patch for your poem? lol You should make a demo version of the poem, and have an S2 version.

Cool poem but honestly, with each verse, I only read the new line in it after a while

Quote from wheel4hummer :

When are you releasing a new patch for your poem? lol You should make a demo version of the poem, and have an S2 version.

Copy protection's the problem :P If you can suggest a way, I'll do it. But how much of the demo should I give?

Quote from LFSn00b :

Where can i find the crack for this poem kplsthxbai? :hide:

Hax0r...just buy the poem! :P

3 trolls a trolling should be...

3 devs a coding

Maybe you could replace that line in the next test patch...