It's near the "The devs haven't given a time-frame, so it can't, by definition, be taking too long" club, and the "The suggestion forum is just suggestions, and may or may not bear any resemblance to what is or is not added" club.
Funnily enough, it's also near the "I'm a useless troll who tries, unsuccessfully, to belittle LFS at every stage for being too un/realistic depending on what's been added in the most recent patch" club. Of which you are surely the found member with seinfeld.
The best solution would be if you contracted a nasty disease of the liver and passed away on your own. THINK ABOUT THAT LOL