Huckabee's an evangelical gun-crazy fundamentalist with Chuck Norris (a fellow Bible-humping fundie) endorsing his campaign. Unlike some, I don't believe that having Bruce Lee's redneck bitch as your poster-boy is a good thing.
Giuliani? A complete joke. He's there to absorb Daily Show/Colbert Report/Letterman jokes while clowns like Huckabee slip in through the back door.
Romney believes in half-baked fairy-tales some conman pulled out of his hat in the 19th century such as: the Garden of Eden was in Missouri *lol* and that the "real" native Americans were actually the lost "white" tribe of Israel. He also believes - in a blinding flash of irony - that religion is necessary for freedom
Guess he hasn't looked over into the 52nd United State of Saudi Arabia lately - or into his own backyard at the fundie LDS polygamists forcing children into multi-marriage. He won't get anywhere - the bible-beaters in the US don't want cults running the country, they want "real" churchy types like Huckleberry. Why not? Could work...y'all voted Bush in...in 2004 anyway. And you already knew better! Go figure.
Hillary, as part of a spineless, post 9/11 Congress, believed every twisted, bare-faced lie about Iraq's WMD & allowed Bush Jr to wage his Global War On Everything and still won't change her mind on it despite a mountain of evidence that it's all based on deliberate falsehoods. She's part of the same spineless (and Democrat-run since 2006) Congress that refuses to impeach anyone from the Bush posse for anything, despite the fact there's a hell of a lot more impeachable behaviour going on there now than Watergate and Monica-gate combined. Pelosi, grow some balls and start throwing some punches!
Barack? Pretty tame & inoffensive. Seems like a smart guy though - and god damn does the Whitehouse need one of those right now. He's probably the best "choice" America has right now.
Ron Paul seems like a smart guy too, but he won't get the nomination from the Republicans because he's running against current Republican philosophy. Paul's for small government & governmental accountability, abiding by the Constitution and international law, government for the people and loyalty to the country - not the administration - among many other things, so he may as well be running for the Dems with the amount of support he's getting from his own party.
I've long ago given up on the US electoral process as being anything remotely like democracy though. The winner will be who the public likes the look & sound of in comparison to everybody else and runs the best PR campaign, avoiding at all costs any talk of things that actually might matter to Americans - or, alternately, the winner will be whoever has the most buddies on the Supreme Court (or on the boards of voting machine companies like Diebold) if the count comes down to the wire. Start campaigning for paper ballots, people. Those punch-card machines are a bigger scam than one-armed bandits.
Truth be told I'd love to see a gay, married-in-Canada, pregnant black woman as president, if for no other reason than it would really give rednecks the shits. Who cares if she's a terrible president as long as the gun-toting hillbilly gay-bashers are pissed off?
Giuliani? A complete joke. He's there to absorb Daily Show/Colbert Report/Letterman jokes while clowns like Huckabee slip in through the back door.
Romney believes in half-baked fairy-tales some conman pulled out of his hat in the 19th century such as: the Garden of Eden was in Missouri *lol* and that the "real" native Americans were actually the lost "white" tribe of Israel. He also believes - in a blinding flash of irony - that religion is necessary for freedom
Guess he hasn't looked over into the 52nd United State of Saudi Arabia lately - or into his own backyard at the fundie LDS polygamists forcing children into multi-marriage. He won't get anywhere - the bible-beaters in the US don't want cults running the country, they want "real" churchy types like Huckleberry. Why not? Could work...y'all voted Bush in...in 2004 anyway. And you already knew better! Go figure.Hillary, as part of a spineless, post 9/11 Congress, believed every twisted, bare-faced lie about Iraq's WMD & allowed Bush Jr to wage his Global War On Everything and still won't change her mind on it despite a mountain of evidence that it's all based on deliberate falsehoods. She's part of the same spineless (and Democrat-run since 2006) Congress that refuses to impeach anyone from the Bush posse for anything, despite the fact there's a hell of a lot more impeachable behaviour going on there now than Watergate and Monica-gate combined. Pelosi, grow some balls and start throwing some punches!
Barack? Pretty tame & inoffensive. Seems like a smart guy though - and god damn does the Whitehouse need one of those right now. He's probably the best "choice" America has right now.
Ron Paul seems like a smart guy too, but he won't get the nomination from the Republicans because he's running against current Republican philosophy. Paul's for small government & governmental accountability, abiding by the Constitution and international law, government for the people and loyalty to the country - not the administration - among many other things, so he may as well be running for the Dems with the amount of support he's getting from his own party.
I've long ago given up on the US electoral process as being anything remotely like democracy though. The winner will be who the public likes the look & sound of in comparison to everybody else and runs the best PR campaign, avoiding at all costs any talk of things that actually might matter to Americans - or, alternately, the winner will be whoever has the most buddies on the Supreme Court (or on the boards of voting machine companies like Diebold) if the count comes down to the wire. Start campaigning for paper ballots, people. Those punch-card machines are a bigger scam than one-armed bandits.
Truth be told I'd love to see a gay, married-in-Canada, pregnant black woman as president, if for no other reason than it would really give rednecks the shits. Who cares if she's a terrible president as long as the gun-toting hillbilly gay-bashers are pissed off?
