Car abuse is bad, mmmkay. Every night, thousands of cars are left parked in the street covered in nasty plastic accessories and badly fitted body kits that can leave permanent scarring if not remedied immediately. They are often butchered with hacksaws to keep them low to the ground and have many fat, ugly youths sit in them who dress is gross excess of burberry. Lambrini spills and broken glass are another torment of these vehicles. If you want to stop this abuse, all we ask is that you donate as £1000 per month. Just £1000 can be used to tow and crush these deformities and put them out of their misery once and for all, and out of sight of those who would have to grieve for the suffering.
Phone us now (and have you credit card handy), you CAN make a difference.