This just in: every other goddam parade in the world is a "straight" parade. Especially those ones with all the bright colours and festive music and sparkly costumes and happy dancing people that totally
look gay, like your average Christmas pageant.
Another scoop: being gay is as natural as
not being gay. Considering dozens of species of non-human animals including bonobo chimps & dolphins exhibit homosexual behaviour I'd hardly call it unnatural, a "disease" or even "cool". "Cool" implies that there's a choice involved like it's some kind of fashion, like those stupid Crocs shoes. Animals don't follow fashion, which clearly rules them out as following a silly trend. And, ss animals ourselves, I don't think we have any more choice about sexual preference than bonobo chimps or dolphins do. You may not like it but "gay" is
natural animal behaviour, has always been with us and won't go away
But since you consider being gay a "disease" I won't take the discussion any further as it's pretty obvious what kind of mentality I'm dealing with here. Just watch out when you leave the house - you might catch "gay" from a chair in a restaurant or at a bus stop or something. When you walk past that loud nightclub on the weekend, hold your breath because "gay" might be spread by air! If you caught it you'd have to hate yourself! How horribly confusing!