This....is.....unbelievable. Does anyone else think this is absolutely ludicrous?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pag ... 12087&in_page_id=1770

What's that, the Daily Mail?

They can barely count ffs i'm not going to read the same shit they call an article...

Quote from Jakg :

What's that, the Daily Mail?

They can barely count ffs i'm not going to read the same shit they call an article...

Is Daily mail close to Sun in level of information?

I guess Times is only reliable paper today or is even that?

That article did look bit same as one we had recently, it was about salting roads, 3/4th of people say yes by article, but bit more study into it and it looks like to be that their poll was quite badly rigged.

I have not found many people that really will say yes about it, way under 1/4th so that is bit of problem with these kind of newspapers I guess.

Pah, i was going to launch into a scathing attack on the quality of education in this 'Great' isle we call Britain, but seeing as i've just spent the last twenty minutes trying to figure out which part of my computer was making a really strange grinding noise, only to later realise there's a bloke outside drilling a hole in a wall, i think i should keep my opinions to myself .

However, seeing as 3,000 of us Brits think Gandhi is a fictional character, yet a similar number think Robinson Crusoe was a real bloke. I can only add, We're all doomed, DOOMED i tells ya ! Run for the hills, save yourself.... (personally i've always fancied emigrating, hows Canada this time of year, is it a nice place to live, are there plenty of pretty single women ?)

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(personally i've always fancied emigrating, hows Canada this time of year, is it a nice place to live, are there plenty of pretty single women ?)

Canada is perhaps in my mind bit different than it really is, but I really can't tell why that image is not getting disconnected from Canada

I think it can't be worse than UK in about anything really

Quote from JTbo :

Canada

That one second from the left, middle row is starting to freak me out, it's eyes follow me round the room

Quote from JTbo :

is perhaps in my mind bit different than it really is, but I really can't tell why that image is not getting disconnected from Canada

I've always fancied visiting Toronto for some reason, not sure why, but it seems like a really nice place. Plus i love flying in and out of the city airport in FSX . When i was very ickle my grandfather would tell me endless stories of his time spent in Canada (he moved there after the war) and he made it sound like a fantastic place with really great bunch of people. And some of the photos he had of the mountains looked stunning

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I think it can't be worse than UK in about anything really

Can't be, otherwise they'd all be here pulling pints in Irish themed pubs

Quote from JTbo :

Is Daily mail close to Sun in level of information?

I guess Times is only reliable paper today or is even that?

That article did look bit same as one we had recently, it was about salting roads, 3/4th of people say yes by article, but bit more study into it and it looks like to be that their poll was quite badly rigged.

I have not found many people that really will say yes about it, way under 1/4th so that is bit of problem with these kind of newspapers I guess.

Sun = "Man has Sex with Dog. Makes new Species of Dog-Man" (i'm NOT joking. They actually claimed this was true!)

Daily Mail = "News just in, everyone black is evil. And an unemployed asylum seeking terrorist. Who hates you. And wants your job. And wants to rape your family.

PS - The labour government sucks.

Oh and btw, the Euro is secretly a mind control device. Brussels wants to turn the UK into a giant Toilet. Tell all your middle class friends!"

The Daily Mail is the sort of paper that would have you believe that GCSE's are easy, that "everyone" writes in text speak etc.

They pet project is "averages". Every time i read the bloody thing their averages are basically a number they make up!

For everyone else - I would take any statistics from the Daily Mail with a massive pinch of salt.

In fact i've been meaning to write them a letter saying about how much sh*t they talk.

Quote from Mazz4200 :

Run for the hills, save yourself....

They're coming from the hills!

Shocking, people are retards. Oh wait, I knew that already. I have a ranting blog full of evidence

But seriously, people like Ghandi are on that list! Jeez, Churchill only died in '65 FFS.

Quote from Jakg :

In fact i've been meaning to right them a letter saying about how much sh*t they talk.

Make sure you write them the right letter.

Quote from beefyman666 :

Make sure you write them the right letter.

WTF. I typed that and then thought "oh crap i typed "right" rather than "write". I'll look a moron if i leave that there, i'll just change it". Looks like i forgot!

:doh:

Sure he existed. He was an American G.I that looked remarkably like Christian Slater, who came over here, kicked ass, saved the world and stole the heart of Princess Elizabeth.

Quote from Jakg :

The Daily Mail is the sort of paper that would have you believe that GCSE's are easy

im pretty sure they are... at least if you can tell write from wrong

Quote from Jakg :

The Daily Mail is the sort of paper that would have you believe that GCSE's are easy...

Are you claiming they're not?

The results of this survey don't suprise me in the slightest, given my experiences of being on a bus with a crowd of local 6th form students.

Quote from sinbad :

Sure he existed. He was an American G.I that looked remarkably like Christian Slater, who came over here, kicked ass, saved the world and stole the heart of Princess Elizabeth.

That's what I was thinking.

Quote from Dajmin :

Shocking, people are retards. Oh wait, I knew that already. I have a ranting blog full of evidence

But seriously, people like Ghandi are on that list! Jeez, Churchill only died in '65 FFS.

Really tells us the pop influence in our society today.

Quote from sinbad :

Sure he existed. He was an American G.I that looked remarkably like Christian Slater, who came over here, kicked ass, saved the world and stole the heart of Princess Elizabeth.

LOL

Dont knock the Mail...the fault lies with this excuse for a governments education system!

Remember the famous Blair speech where he said his priorities were "Education, education, education"...Now THAT was fiction!

I recently had the misfortune to see a recent GCSE Maths exam paper...what a f**king JOKE!! In my day that standard was called "11 Plus"

Lies Lies Lies that brillient nodding dog does exist i saw him yesterday in an evo.

Of course he doesn't exist, he's dead!

Quote from JTbo :

Is Daily mail close to Sun in level of information?

I guess Times is only reliable paper today or is even that?

That article did look bit same as one we had recently, it was about salting roads, 3/4th of people say yes by article, but bit more study into it and it looks like to be that their poll was quite badly rigged.

I have not found many people that really will say yes about it, way under 1/4th so that is bit of problem with these kind of newspapers I guess.

The Daily Mail is a blast of right wing biased non-news. I only bought one once, Waitrose ran out of Andrex.

The Times, Telegraph and Guardian are OK, the Sun and Mail are only useful for toilet roll.

As for the Express, I have made a piece of software that calculates the average headline. After punching in over five year's worth of loo roll, I managed to get "Exclusive : Diana kidnapped Maddie". All they actually give a toss about is crackpot consipracy theories about Diana and McCann. Dare I say that if Maddie was of an ethnic minority and didn't have middle class parents who could play the media no news source would really give a toss.

The Daily Mail is a racist, extremely biased, right wing, "hang'em and flog'em" brigade, xenophobic and sensationalist waste of tree. Just look at the article and the idiotic comments on this.

Blade, that possibly was a foundation tier paper (I.E. maximum grade is a C).

Quote from wheel4hummer :

Of course he doesn't exist, he's dead!

Death doesn't remove existence or evidence of existence. Just as bliss doesn't remove or overwrite reality

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As for the Express, I have made a piece of software that calculates the average headline.

Is it as convincing as the Daily Mail-O-Matic?

(ROFL! Just clicking through that I got "Will the Germans Destroy Memory of Diana?")

The David Blunkett Policy Maker is quite frighteningly close to the bone, too.

Quote from Mazz4200 :

personally i've always fancied emigrating, hows Canada this time of year, is it a nice place to live, are there plenty of pretty single women?

It's lovely. I moved over from England (Norwich to be precise) 9 years ago when I was 16, and love it here. Really nice place, lots of nice girls too

I tried to visit Canada once and they wouldn't let me in. True story.

Well when they asked you what country you were from, did you say "Other"? There's your problem!