Churchill DOESN'T EXIST!!!
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Nah, I tried to get in through the border shared by Vermont and Quebec. Those darned Frenchies knew I was English.

The border guard girl had greasy hair and nasty body odour too, lol.
Quote from thisnameistaken :Nah, I tried to get in through the border shared by Vermont and Quebec. Those darned Frenchies knew I was English.

The border guard girl had greasy hair and nasty body odour too, lol.

And hairy armpits???
Quote :The Daily Mail is a racist, extremely biased, right wing, "hang'em and flog'em" brigade, xenophobic and sensationalist waste of tree. Just look at the article and the idiotic comments on this.

Wow there's some real hate there from people who never experienced a gang beating for being gay at school.
Quote from Bladerunner :I recently had the misfortune to see a recent GCSE Maths exam paper...what a f**king JOKE!! In my day that standard was called "11 Plus"

Quote from duke_toaster :Blade, that possibly was a foundation tier paper (I.E. maximum grade is a C).

Almost certainly was. Unless 11 year olds could translate sine curves 90 degrees left, 2 up and flip it upside down in your day.

Here is the rant about people's attitudes to GCSE's from a student who's about to take 12 of them (having 1 already). I'm sorry if I offend anyone - it's not intentional.

Quote :GCSE's are easy

Complete and total bs. (unless it's a foundation paper :tilt

Quote :GCSE's are easy to pass

Well, to tell you the truth, you can't actually fail a GCSE. Yes, a 'G' is a pass. (ain't it ridiculous)

Quote :GCSE's are useless to uni's & 6th forms to tell how good you are.

Again, bs. If you're really good at a subject, you'll get an A/A*

Quote :GCSE marking is sh**

Yes, it is absolutely crap. Far too many people get C's when they don't deserve it. And also, if I write in my biology exam 'energy is produced by photosynthesis', then I get marked wrong.

Quote :Some subjects are harder than others

From my experience, certainly. I'm fortunate enough to be blesses with a relatively high degree of intelligence, and I can see that some subjects are harder than others. For example, take the example of (the farce of) coursework. The majority of my (mixed ability) History set have got 48-50/50 in their Stalin Coursework. The top mark in my (top set) French set last year for coursework was 85/90.

My Latin teacher showed us a table last year of how hard subjects were compered to each other. The study by Durham University showed that if you worked hard enough in Latin to get a B, then working the same hardness (sorry for making up a word) in P.E would get you an A*. All the 'easy options' were at the top of the 'easy scale', with Latin at the bottom, along with French & Spanish.


[I'll add to this as I think of more rants]
Quote from J@tko :Complete and total bs. (unless it's a foundation paper :tilt

afaik its below the a level which is about the same as a german abitur which is in fact dead easy therefore a gcse is something a trained monkey could do on a bad day

Quote :And also, if I write in my biology exam 'energy is produced by photosynthesis', then I get marked wrong.

because you are
Quote from Shotglass :therefore a gcse is something a trained monkey could do on a bad day

But would'nt get a good mark (although, strangely, probably pass)

Quote from Shotglass :

because you are

Am I?

Not according to my Biology Teacher.

Here's another example:
'The villi have a wall one cell thick' = wrong
'The villi have a lining one cell thick' = correct

Either is biologically correct.
Quote from J@tko :But would'nt get a good mark (although, strangely, probably pass)

exactly my point => easy

Quote :Am I?

yes you are and claiming that energy can be produced shows a fundamental nonunderstanding of physics and is part of a greater problem of how biology is usually taught in a pseudoscientifical way marked by the ability to get grades by repetition (trained monkey) rather than understanding of the principles behind it

Quote :Not according to my Biology Teacher.

request to be taught by someone who knows what hes talking about
Well, all I can say is atleast you guys can find your own country on a map of the earth.
Quote from J@tko :Almost certainly was. Unless 11 year olds could translate sine curves 90 degrees left, 2 up and flip it upside down in your day.

Easy...

and all that working from log tables and a slide rule...remember, calculators weren't even invented back then!!!
Ever used a slide rule?
Quote from Bladerunner :
Ever used a slide rule?

Nope - never heard of it

Unless its one of those rulers that slide up and down a boardy thing.
#37 - JTbo
Drawing to sand? Oh well
Quote from Bladerunner :Its what we used in between an abacus and a calculator:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slide_rule

i took one of those to my math examns at uni to get around the silly no calculator rule... didnt need it though
theyre such a neat little tool to work out that 2*2 is in fact 3.99 and maybe another 9 depending on how skilled you are at aligning the scales
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