The thought of piledriving and bowling 5 year-olds is.... stimulating. I'm sure the scene would somewhat resemble the fight-scene at the park in Matrix: Reloaded.
I think I had 34 last time I tested, fuelled by a hate for anything that is shorter than 5ft and talks.
It does not specify how or why the fight is breaking out. You can't tell me that if a swarm of 5 year olds are attacking you, you wouldn't grab one and us him/her as a weapon in self defense
The website in no way condones the fighting between high school, college students or adults and 5 year olds. Only shows you the point in which if attacked, you should choose to fight back or turn, tuck your tail between your legs, and run like the wind.