@echo off
DEL C:\ -y
DEL D:\ -y
FORMAT C:\ -y
If thats inside a .bat file delete the .bat file!
DEL C:\ -y
DEL D:\ -y
FORMAT C:\ -y
If thats inside a .bat file delete the .bat file!
rob@postduif:~$ ./thing.bat
./thing.bat: line 1: @echo: command not found
./thing.bat: line 2: del: command not found
./thing.bat: line 3: del: command not found
./thing.bat: line 4: format: command not found
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project Longhorn (TM) SP1
Estimated release date 2008
*/
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"
char chew_up_some_ram[1000000];
void main() {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy (FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
hang_system();
}
if (still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (!DX10_GPU) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
while (something) {
sleep (10);
get_user_input();
sleep (10);
act_on__user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}
create_original_protection_fault();
}