I like that guy above here, he has a cool country flag, along with a car in his Avatar, I agree with him.

my point is that rice is a derogatory term for a "poser's car"... which is totally non-applicable to track cars...

Quote from Bumpdrafter :

* A TV instead of rear reg. plates

Imagining that made me laugh harder then all the rest.
I really enjoyed that post XD

Im pretty sure i know what a ricer is now.

And what rice is


Yeahh i dont say dawg at all, and i definetly wouldnt screw up my car as bad as them so luckily im not rice

Quote from atlantian :

my point is that rice is a derogatory term for a "poser's car"... which is totally non-applicable to track cars...

So if you, once, take your riced up shit mobile to a track day it magically is not "rice" anymore?

Try the site Moose linked. Great for inducing beverage related problems for your keyboard and screen.

Quote from March Hare :

Try the site Moose linked. Great for inducing beverage related problems for your keyboard and screen.

I nearly showered my screen with tea when i saw this


Cookies for the first person that says they think this car is cool.....

Haven't seen that one.

The problem is that many of the cars featured are so far gone that you develop some kind of immunity.

Still a real shitter.

PS. Have you read the "Members Sheds" thread? It's a killer.

the sad thing is those ppl think their car looks good
what a disaster

Quote from The Moose :

I nearly showered my screen with tea when i saw this

RICENESS FACTOR:

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (and counting)

Quote from March Hare :

Have you read the "Members Sheds" thread? It's a killer.

I always read a few threads in "members sheds" when i need cheering up

Quote from March Hare :

So if you, once, take your riced up shit mobile to a track day it magically is not "rice" anymore?

Try the site Moose linked. Great for inducing beverage related problems for your keyboard and screen.

well, the engineers who did those cars at track days all say that the fins and stuff are all functional

Quote from deggis :

OH my freaking GODD sopmebuddy catch me im fainting

edit: the officialy ugliest car i have EVER seen he screws the Hachiroku

I just modded my car to the max! (sorry, I can't talk "lingo")

Tell me what you guys think! This thing is the bomb!

OMFG!!!!111!oneone elevenz
That si teh shit!!1!!1!!

j00 ju57 n33d 70 514m 17 70 teh fl00rz0rz
need bigger wing m8

its mint innit
injervidivuel!1!!!!1!1!1oneone




Man that was difficult.

Quote from mrodgers :

I just modded my car to the max! (sorry, I can't talk "lingo")

Tell me what you guys think! This thing is the bomb!

Ricing your car with cardboard isn't such a good idea, eh?

Quote from Alkanphel :

Ricing your car with cardboard isn't such a good idea, eh?

Cardboard? Just cardboard? Cummon man, cancha see dat chrome?

honestly rice is summed up as someone who mods their car with non functioning or useless things. Like unnecessary gauges that they dont need (like a boost gauge on NA car, or neon shift knobs, hood scoops on a hood with no hole in it)

Stuff like that : P

Quote from m374llic4 :

honestly rice is summed up as someone who mods their car with non functioning or useless things. Like unnecessary gauges that they dont need (like a boost gauge on NA car, or neon shift knobs, hood scoops on a hood with no hole in it)

Stuff like that : P

yes, that too, but idk if you guys have seen "johny ricer" on youtube, he explains what being a "ricer is" pretty well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQfQ69WdI

Satire, FTW!
thank God for Mark Twain!

The Audi A9 is a good example

http://www.forocoches.com/foro/showthread.php?t=841839

^where is the picture of the owner saying"hey, get the hell away from my car!"

This fits the ricer level of the previous corolla

http://www.hedfud.com/media/al ... res01/normal_ricer_03.jpg

Wow talking about useles stuf on your car

here is the boarderline of tuning: if your stablizing mods exede your boost mods, you are a ricer

if you put fake "bling" on ur car, you are just being silly, which is much MUCH worst then rice...

bosozuka ftw!

if you squint at that really hard, it looks like the suzuki suv race car that won pikes peak this year...

In the UK Ricers are just incoporated into the chav 'label' (I hate using labels!)

Ricer and His Car + Speedbump in the middle of Dagenham at 2 in the morning = Hours of fun and laughs

Rice to Me is when these little fags get there Toyota Corrola and decide, lets get a 15 foot wing on the back, it weighs more than the car. Then we decide to get exhaust that is like a friggin jet turbine in the back and make an obnoxious gay sound, i call the fart pipes, after that ( And in America where i Live i have actualy seen this) We decide to take and try to make flames with a house painting brush there very uneven and the paint is bumpy, after that we go and we get the 10 dollar plastic spinning rims and pop those on there, after time theyll fall off and only 2 or 3 will be left. after that, gay neon lights.

That Ladies and Gentleman is a Ricer.