rRght i'm totally pissed and up for a good laugh, tell me something funny, ya beasties????!!!!

Ii've giut totlaly fkea drink writinhg d o you loke it<

Ha! I haven't been drunk in almost 24 hours. Stay safe my frind. Don't drive, and try not to pass out on your back.

I loves me some whisky, too. Can you guys get Maker's Mark (bourbon) across the water?

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a spider pig does.

lol... i give it 6 hrs

well, I could sell you a goat...

Quote from Osco :

well, I could sell you a goat...

You can't sell him that goat, i haven't finished with it yet.

Quote from The Moose :

You can't sell him that goat, i haven't finished with it yet.

I think he was kidding.