Ok this may get cloesed really quickly, but what the hell. The idea is to name an event in history, sport related or not it dont matter, and sum it up in 5 words. I'll provide a few examples.

1966 World Cup: Rotten Russian linesman, cheats Germans.
Battle Of Culloden: Scots fight Scots, Scots win.
Womans Rights: Women get vote. Hell. Handcart.

right over to you guys, make me laugh.


P.S. Mods if this not in keeping with the off topic section then please close.

Battle of Hastings - 0800 double-o ten sixty six!

VE-Day - Can you lower my insurance? Oh Yes!!!

Lunar Landing (Apollo 11): A Small Step For Man
Tony Blair's First Job: You want Fries with that?
Pope John Paul Gets Shot at: Oh F**k it, Not Again!!
Interwebs get invented: Spam, Spam, Spam, Pr0n & Spam.

George Bush being born - What a waste of sperm

Iraq War I: We need more oil now.
Iraq War II: We still need more oil.

George W Bush elected first time: Daddy I wanna be president

George W Bush elected second time: Daddy I wanna play golf

England fail to qualify for Euro 2008: Sven was actually quite good

Medvedev elected as Russian president: Vote for him, or else!

LFS Patch Y: ZOMG BRING BACK XRT!!111one!!1

start of any NASCAR race on FOX: Boogty boogty let's go racin'!

Lewis blowing it at China: Oh NO, He's beached it!

Any Scott Speed overtaking manouevre: And now there's debris everywhere!
David Coulthard's F1 career: second, second...fail, fail, fail.
US foreign policy following WW2: Dang commies. Win! Dang arabs.

Quote from Hankstar :

David Coulthard's F1 career: second, second...fail, fail, fail.

David Coulthard's F1 career: "I´ll win next time around."

LX8: Hell Yeah i want that

year 2000 hype: most overrated event in history

Hmm, should I try to be funny or concentrate on histrorical event's?

The Winter War: USSR claims there wasn't one.
Mmm...
Brazil 2006: I was having a....

BTW, I just realized, that Kimi would be the perfect person for summing up things in up to 5 words. Like:

France 2002: A shitty race.
How Montoya is going to perform in Nascar: I'm not interested in it.
In Italy (to reporters): You can speak Italian.
Ice-hockey olympic finals: I couldn't care less.
"What makes Tag Heuer special?": It's OK.
"Does your helmet have a special meaning?": It protects my head.
"What is your relationship With Mr Sauber?": He's my boss.
"What do you think the athmophere is like at McLaren (spy-gate)?": Pretty ****ing good I guess.

A little off-topic, but he's good at summing up things

Noah's Ark: Man builds boat, becomes famous.

The bible: Book taken seriously, like pokemon.

Nuclear War: Man makes big bomb, banned.

Smoking banned: Replicates London smog of 1952

Microsoft's EU Fine: Meh, out of pocket change.

Bluray vs. HDDVD: Bluray beat ya arses yo?

Second Punic Wars: Elephants, Alps - without taking drugs.
Life Of Archimedes: Solve problems - forget bath towels.

Belgium: almost nothing at all ever

Titanic: Holy shit, an iceberg.
Finland in Eurovision: Epic fail, Lordi, epic fail.
Yuji Ide's F1-career: Crash boom bang.... Crash.
Spice girls' comeback: Not again! Cover your ears!

Eurovision Song Contest 2008 - I guess the turkey wins

Quote from ACCAkut :

Eurovision Song Contest 2008 - I guess the turkey wins

Correction: I HOPE the turkey wins!!!

(Irish Turkey FTW!!!)

Uh, he has a name

The Blame Game - Driver B got it Wrong

LFS S2 Demo: Give me back my XRT
iRacing: not a N2003 mod, honest.
NetKar: I will finish it later