Quote from Mp3 Astra :

Dajmin: Taking this thread too seriously?

lol thats good

Mp3 Astra: why i choose this name?

Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley, Barnsley 1-0 Chelsea - FA cup history

Eliot Spitzer Resigns- I feel like Bill Clinton.

Queen Elizabeth I of England - Great mind, weak feeble body...
Queen Elizabeth II of England - Consider royalty as family business
Josef Stalin - Ooow who the hell?! *faints*
World War 2 - Rat-tat-tat, BOOOOM whizz
Under a detonated nuclear bomb - Fizzle, sizzle, burn, blacken, DEAD
Day of Separation of Singapore and Malaya - Singapore is alone! *Sob sob* (PM Lee cries)
Lord Nelson Horatio - "Kiss me hardy..." *smooch smooch*


:haha: :haha: :wtf2:

Modern Day Britain in Five Words: Dipso, Fatso, Asbo, Bingo, Tesco

(Courtesy of The Times)

Power Stilts invented: New way to break bones

Quote from Kalev EST :

David Coulthard's F1 career: "I´ll win next time around."

Continuing with the theme...

David Coulthard's F1 career: "This year is my year"

This Thread: People cannot count to five.

Seriously, way to shine as a beacon of human intelligence.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

This Thread: People cannot count to five.

This thread: People have nothing to do

This Thread: I can't believe it's not butter.