<supervillain voice>
I have the biggest gun the world has ever seen, and it shall rain down it's fiery vengeance on the entire planet if my demands are not met! I want 10 billion of your American dollars transferred into my offshore bank account by 1700 hours or I will demolish...Washington DC.
Aaah ha ha ha haaa! Ha ha ha ha-ha ha haaa.
Ah, Meester Bond, I've been expecting you. You have penetrated my underground lair and disarmed my guards, but you shall never escape from my cage of lasers! I see you are holding a coin. You cannot buy your way out of this one, Meester Bond.
Gah, the coin is reflecting the lasers! You have destroyed my computer system! Damn you, Bond! Damn you!
Now I must make my escape via THIS teleportation device! We shall meet again, Meester Bond..!
</supervillain>