i could do the layout stuff its just getting the text right, i may give it a go, see how it goes, and btw its something likem larsons biscuits and only say arse biscuits when you open the door as the door has the arse on it
i have some from the topgear.com website or go to finalgear.com and on the forums there you could get something (finalgear being the top gear and fith gear fanclub from which the final gear team originates)