1. I cut my own hair.
2. I swear a lot.
3. I have never been 7-balled playing pool.
4. I hate being interrupted.
5. I love peace and quiet.

1, I started rally driving when i was 14.
2, I have a serious allergy to white fish. I ended up plugged into hospital machines last time I tried it
3, I love rally driving
4, I love motorsport !
5, I love chinese food.
6, I love cider
7, I love sneezing .. it feels nice ^^
8, I like the feeling you get after you have taken a HUGE dump. You feel somewhat lighter.
9, I need to take a HUGE dump right now.
10, I am now touching cloth.. gotta go !

1. I got 2 Bellybuttons
   
2. I freaking love skittles
   
3. I secretly listen to gangster rap from time to time
   
4. My mum is the most important person in my life
   
5. Im 197 Cm's tall

Confesions :o

Quote from downlikerain :

I just canlt type.

If you can't type you're trying to type too fast for your ability, if you have firefox get a plug-in called "Addictive Typing Lessons" it'll improve your ability to type.

Quote from Gills4life :

7, I love sneezing .. it feels nice ^^

From memory a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/4th of an orgasm, so if you sneeze 4 times in a row, you'll have a face orgasm.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

From memory a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/4th of an orgasm, so if you sneeze 4 times in a row, you'll have a face orgasm.

yesh, it does feel rather orgasmic. that is why i hate it when you need to sneeze but it doesnt come out.

Quote from Kaw :

1. I got 2 Bellybuttons
   

SPAM

:iagree:

Dang, I already added that plug in and it keeps saying " Were Sorry, Your type cannot go through, Please exit and try your site again"

Quote from ACCAkut :

SPAM

creepy shit, huh!

Quote from downlikerain :

Dang, I already added that plug in and it keeps saying " Were Sorry, Your type cannot go through, Please exit and try your thread again"

Clearly you haven't as it doesn't interfere with your thread in anyway this is the add-on, and it is just a recreation of a very old teaching aide.

Quote from Kaw :

1. I got 2 Bellybuttons
   
2. I freaking love skittles
   
3. I secretly listen to gangster rap from time to time
   
4. My mum is the most important person in my life
   
5. Im 197 Cm's tall

Confesions :o

We could have a new movie on BBC.

Kaw - The confessions of metal mouth.

Quote from Bean0 :

5. I love peace and quiet.

You must not have a woman then in your life if you love peace and quiet because they are always going on lol. Nah only joking stu.

I HATE YOU!!!

AND YOU TOO!!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

First option on the poll owns

Yes HuH. When I Add It On It says "Sorry Your typing skills are already at its max, So I would suggest you try are pro version for only 3 payments of $99.95, Then you will have max max skills. And when I try to post it says "Are Server Has Crashed, Please Try Again Later when Your Skills Have Cooled Down.

Quote from downlikerain :

Yes HuH. When I Add It On It says "Sorry Your typing skills are already at its max, So I would suggest you try are pro version for only 3 payments of $99.95, Then you will have max max skills. And when I try to post it says "Are Server Has Crashed, Please Try Again Later when Your Skills Have Cooled Down.

i can sell you 69% of kevs sense of humour for 20.000$... you wont be funnier than spanky but on the plus side youll still be considerably more funny than you are now

Dude you really think we could get 20 grand for it?

Oh, US dollars.

1) I have two middle names.
1a) My full name is worth 49 points in Scrabble.
1c) There is no other person with the same name as me on Facebook.
2) I have a pathological dislike of baked beans.
3) As far as I know, I'm not allergic to anything.
4) I suck at pool, but I can't remember getting seven balled.
5) I cannot snap my fingers.

I now return you to even more completely random information.

Just list 5 things about yourself and stfu The Thread is Fading quickly..Help

Mine?

1) I am totally, and utterly awful at sports.

2) My name is worth 77 points in scrabble. But it wouldn't fit on the board

3) I play lacrosse. And dream about it.

4) I have a hatred of chihuahuas

5) I am allergic to cybersex (yes...really)

Quote from Shotglass :

i can sell you 69% of kevs sense of humour for 20.000$...

Well Atleast I'm Getting Paid. And in the end Im $20,000 richer and still funnier than you

1.\ LFS isn't my favourite game

2.\ I was the best Street Fighter 2 Turbo player in Gloucestershire when I was 14

3.\ I'm in a drift team for Forza 2, but I race more than I drift

4.\ I used to be in ClownPaint and MG

5.\ I need a HUGE shit right NOW! Damn, too late...

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Dude you really think we could get 20 grand for it?

Oh, US dollars.

i reckon we could get more but on the whole the money really is in your liver kidneys and removing your sense of humour will be an ideal opportunity to take the rest as well


1) i may contain nuts

Quote from JO53PHS :

I have the highest yellow flag ratio on CTRA out of anyone that is actually not intentionally crashing

hehe! The worst absolute yellow flag ratio of anyone who's actually put laps in is 4800%!

1. I have a bald patch. I've had it since I was 23. It appeared suddenly when I was working full time, directing a stage show and rehearsing for a pantomime.. and it hasn't got any bigger in the last 18 years.
   
2. My favourite films of all time are American Werewolf In London and Alien. I've seen them over 50 times each.
   
3. I'm constantly busy, but at the end of every day I keep thinking I didn't do anything.
   
4. My first job was as a grave digger.
   
5. I always wear shorts, except for funerals.

Shit Sam! I didn't realise you were such an old goat! I thought you were near my age (27), not an ancient 41!