Jack, aren't you disqualified to critisize cause you've failed so much?
But seriously, as a "foreigner" I think everyone should use "gooder" and "goodest" from now on. It would simplify things a lot. Languages evolve all the time, usually they get worse and worse.(For example, a completely useless piece of information for an example: The word "window" is originally Swedish, evolved from "vindöga" =wind eye). Now we could change the cource, at least for English.