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ROFL no way someone would actually do that to their car!

Dunno, I've seen it before and it seems pretty real.

It's one of those famous ones like the BMW owner who used a sock as an oil cap...it was ingested.

Quote from Bean0 :

Dunno, I've seen it before and it seems pretty real.

It's one of those famous ones like the BMW owner who used a sock as an oil cap...it was ingested.

LOL yeah I heard that one too.

pwned!

Idiot!

lol he might confused it with a cementmixer

I just rofled at this

Quote from random forum guy :

Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?

all things considered im impressed with the engine... surely a british one would have gven up after half a pound of sand

Seems to be a joke that has been circulating the car forums for the past few years.

Quote from Shotglass :

all things considered im impressed with the engine... surely a british one would have gven up after half a pound of sand

More like half a pound of air!

Im actually quite amazed at the sheer stupidity, you would think the fact the car has an air filter would be a good clue.

now thats retarded... polishing without taking the head off lool

Quote from e2mustang :

now thats retarded... polishing without taking the head off lool

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you never wondered why guys posting crap like this never have more than 5 posts, all made in their own thread?

Most definitely a joke, and apparently it's been around for a long time. Still funny though!

The post is amusing but that forum is full of wankers. I love the way they all have to take the piss (ok, that's understandable), but I don't see why they all get violent or otherwise go OTT. I'm glad I stay away from car forums. And I thought this forum was getting full of idiots.

HAHA what a moron!

Bob, What you mean say is that forum is full of wankers, but this forum is like a bunch of gay guys who are trying to denie their homosexuality.

This was a good laugh, I hope he learned to never trust a ricer.

lol @ audi forum members telling him to go get a Honda. :P

I'm half way through that forum, and I really really want to drink the glass of coke I have here, but anytime I go to take a sip I nearly spit the contents over my freshly cleaned monitor. The replies are much funnier than the actual post.

Oh my god... are those guys really know how to turn on a car? Can they drive it? Do they know what it is?

/me surprised of stupidity

They really should include basic questions like "What happens if you suck half of a 25kg bag of sand directly into a car engine?" into the theory tests so that these retards don't even up owning a car.

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

I'm half way through that forum, and I really really want to drink the glass of coke I have here, but anytime I go to take a sip I nearly spit the contents over my freshly cleaned monitor. The replies are much funnier than the actual post.

LOL yeah, thought everyone would get a laugh anyways =)

Quote from Bob Smith :

And I thought this forum was getting full of idiots.

theres hardly any when your not here Ben

Was a funny read that thread.. I dont know why anybody would ever think that was a good idea.

Quote from franky500 :

theres hardly any when your not here Ben

Was a funny read that thread.. I dont know why anybody would ever think that was a good idea.

It has to be a joke, it was the persons first thread and post so I am guessing someone is having a laugh. It better anyways =)

BTW Franky, how's your servers now after the server move? =)

If it is true I cant believe its still running! He put half of the bag into the exhaust...How dumb can you get?

I thought this one was funny also..

Quote from Random Guy :

I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?