When you press F3 to speed up the installation of a program.
When You press the number 4 because You don't remember the way home.
When you wanna reach for a keyboard to say "n00b!!!!" while you're driving on the highway
you try to drift go karts. yes, happened to me yeasterday
When you try to run a hotlap from your work place to home or around the block, upload your "replay" to youtube and someone replies "Hotlap Invalid (pedestrian)"
When you see someone cut you off or do some reckless driving, you (try to) reach for one of your macros that says "POLICE! PULL OVER"
You stop at a gas station and try to press an F12 key to get the amount of fuel you want on your car.
You want to look from the rear but instead attempt to reach for the rear view button.
You get lazy and try to reach a paddle shifter to shift up a gear in your car only realizing that your car is a stickshift.
You keep pulling down on your shifter because you own a DFP, MOMO, or use the G25 with a sequential.
Instead of pressing the horn button on your g25, you press cruise control on your car.
When you see cracked or abused asphalt on the real road, you begin browsing LFS Database for a new road texture.
When you want to change your tyre tread or brand name on your own car, you go to LFS Database for a new one.
If you are a speedhacker, you pull on your handbrake in hopes of speeding past cars (and end up crashing).
When you explained to the cops what happened in the crash, you blame lag, unpredictable wind, or hot tyres.
You are uncontrollably afraid of red and blue barriers.
The first thing you do when you get a Mini is sumo.
The first thing you do when you get to drive a racing Mini is to flip it.
When traffic seems to stop and go, you wish for a computer upgrade.
When you flip your car, you shift it to 5th or 6th gear and when the police arrive you say, "Hey look! 999 mph!!"
Your car isn't a hybrid but you wish that it would auto-shutoff like the LFS cars.
You're pissed off everyday because you're "cruising" from place to place (and so is everyone around you).
You're pissed off because the government banned you from "cruising their server".
You exit your garage and it's too bright outside so you try to turn off the "bloom".
You're drunk and you get pulled over by the cops. You tell them that it was too hard to drive because you set the motion blur too high.
When you see someone cut you off or do some reckless driving, you (try to) reach for one of your macros that says "POLICE! PULL OVER"
You stop at a gas station and try to press an F12 key to get the amount of fuel you want on your car.
You want to look from the rear but instead attempt to reach for the rear view button.
You get lazy and try to reach a paddle shifter to shift up a gear in your car only realizing that your car is a stickshift.
You keep pulling down on your shifter because you own a DFP, MOMO, or use the G25 with a sequential.
Instead of pressing the horn button on your g25, you press cruise control on your car.
When you see cracked or abused asphalt on the real road, you begin browsing LFS Database for a new road texture.
When you want to change your tyre tread or brand name on your own car, you go to LFS Database for a new one.
If you are a speedhacker, you pull on your handbrake in hopes of speeding past cars (and end up crashing).
When you explained to the cops what happened in the crash, you blame lag, unpredictable wind, or hot tyres.
You are uncontrollably afraid of red and blue barriers.
The first thing you do when you get a Mini is sumo.
The first thing you do when you get to drive a racing Mini is to flip it.
When traffic seems to stop and go, you wish for a computer upgrade.
When you flip your car, you shift it to 5th or 6th gear and when the police arrive you say, "Hey look! 999 mph!!"
Your car isn't a hybrid but you wish that it would auto-shutoff like the LFS cars.
You're pissed off everyday because you're "cruising" from place to place (and so is everyone around you).
You're pissed off because the government banned you from "cruising their server".
You exit your garage and it's too bright outside so you try to turn off the "bloom".
You're drunk and you get pulled over by the cops. You tell them that it was too hard to drive because you set the motion blur too high.
You know you've played too much LFS when:
Your Xfire says, that you've played LFS 21 hours this week.
Your Xfire says, that you've played LFS 21 hours this week.
i got this
Live for Speed This week: < 1 hour Total: 110 hours
but it have been more
Well i think u have played to long wel the post actualy speeks for itself take a brake dude
you know you have played too much lfs when your G25 shifter breaks
you brake your finger when you play lfs
You know you play to much lfs when...
Before your wife leaves for work you tell her to take it easy in turn 1.
Before your wife leaves for work you tell her to take it easy in turn 1.
Haha Priceless
This really happened me once
You know you've played too much LFS when:
You are trying to find a wheel button to look left.
You know you've played too much LFS when:
You are trying to find a wheel button to look left.
You know you've played too much LFS when:
you tell "You are using Player Hacker!" somebody who doesn't wear racing suit.
you tell "You are using Player Hacker!" somebody who doesn't wear racing suit.
You know you've played too much LFS when:
You get sight, that pancakes are already cold again ..
You get sight, that pancakes are already cold again ..
When you make a mistake when playing a song on the piano, and want to press SHIFT R.
A piano keyboard doesn't have SHIFT. Or R.
A piano keyboard doesn't have SHIFT. Or R.
You need to stop posting totally useless posts containing nothing more than that bloody smiley that makes you come across as a total idiot.
You know when you've played too much LFS and been on Vent at the same time when you use Push-To-Talk to say something to your parents who are in the room.
You know you've played too much LFS when you almost choke after your room fills with methane...
So what you are saying is .. LFS gives you gas
I wondered what was causing it 
You know you've played too much LFS when you call a Demo guy asking for something a cracker when he is just a hobo
[I kno its not funny but im bored]
[I kno its not funny but im bored]
I got another one, You know you've played too much LFS when you post on LFS forum every time your Car is messed up.
you know you played too much lfs when you are like him, and are whining about useless posts.
you are really pathetic, if you dont like me then shut up please.
you know you've played too much lfs when...
you see a tuned car and say ''nice Photoshop skills''
you go to car shop and ask if there is some cars from XR series
you try to make your car look like xrt
you are looking for buttons "shift" and "A" so you could change the sound of your car
you see a tuned car and say ''nice Photoshop skills''
you go to car shop and ask if there is some cars from XR series
you try to make your car look like xrt
you are looking for buttons "shift" and "A" so you could change the sound of your car
Your an idiot.
OT - When you use your Push-To-Talk key from TS in Skype, and to talk to people in the same room as you :X
You know you've played too much LFS when...
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