These people have no class whatsoever! I can think of nothing more gross than an old sheep...give me a nice young lamb anytime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B94lP-fZyLk

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Where does the bible state Adam and Eve were brother and sister?

technically they were twins (rib and all that) and probably one of them must have had some kind of genetic disorder leading either to an xx man or an xy woman or possibly both xxy... although afaik neither of these conditions would leave them fertile

Quote from Shotglass :

technically they were twins (rib and all that) and probably one of them must have had some kind of genetic disorder leading either to an xx man or an xy woman or possibly both xxy... although afaik neither of these conditions would leave them fertile

Well technically they were the same person, so in one sense they were simply having sex with themself. Which kinda explains everything if the forefather of the human race was a certified wanker !

One thing that always confused me...If Adam was 1st man...Eve came from Adam, (seeing as she came from "a rib" then that suggests she was a genetically engineered clone*) they had two sons, Cain and Abel...
Right so far?
Well...where the heck did the women that the sons married come from, and who performed the ceremony????


* God says to Adam..."You need a companion, and I am going to make you one"
Adam replies: "Cool...I want a sexy Blonde that always does as she is told, never answers back, doesn't nag, and won't spend a fortune in the shops...How much will that cost me?"
God says: "For that, it'll cost you an arm and a leg, my son!"

Adam: "OK then, what can I get for a rib?"

Quote from Bladerunner :

One thing that always confused me...If Adam was 1st man...Eve came from Adam, (seeing as she came from "a rib" then that suggests she was a genetically engineered clone*) they had two sons, Cain and Abel...
Right so far?
Well...where the heck did the women that the sons married come from, and who performed the ceremony????


* God says to Adam..."You need a companion, and I am going to make you one"
Adam replies: "Cool...I want a sexy Blonde that always does as she is told, never answers back, doesn't nag, and won't spend a fortune in the shops...How much will that cost me?"
God says: "For that, it'll cost you an arm and a leg, my son!"

Adam: "OK then, what can I get for a rib?"

If memory recalls one son was given a woman for free after he kills a brother.

Now if I go by the chap I asked in Sunday school, women were classed as unimportant and were never recorded in the bible, but really they were just poking each other and the offspring until they had enough people to start a country.

Quote from Bladerunner :

One thing that always confused me...If Adam was 1st man...Eve came from Adam, (seeing as she came from "a rib" then that suggests she was a genetically engineered clone*) they had two sons, Cain and Abel...
Right so far?
Well...where the heck did the women that the sons married come from, and who performed the ceremony????


* God says to Adam..."You need a companion, and I am going to make you one"
Adam replies: "Cool...I want a sexy Blonde that always does as she is told, never answers back, doesn't nag, and won't spend a fortune in the shops...How much will that cost me?"
God says: "For that, it'll cost you an arm and a leg, my son!"

Adam: "OK then, what can I get for a rib?"

But if you think more into that,they had 2kids,and that 2 kid married to each other,no wonder the hole world is genetically crazy...

What ever people think, it all boils down to the fact that the Bible is just a book of smut homosexuality and incest!

Quote from BlueFlame :

What ever people think, it all boils down to the fact that the Bible is just a book of smut homosexuality and incest!

Blasphemists!!!

But true ..................

It should be rated R18 with it's content, and they give it to children - EVIL, EVIL I SAY !

WTF?!? that guy must have some serious problems

Quote from batteryy :

WTF?!? that guy must have some serious problems

agree

Quote from Bladerunner :

Well...where the heck did the women that the sons married come from, and who performed the ceremony????

iirc in one translation of the Bible it says that they found their wives in the local village (which sort of makes a mockery of the whole thing tbh).

Quote from Jakg :

iirc in one translation of the Bible it says that they found their wives in the local village (which sort of makes a mockery of the whole thing tbh).

Well, its a well known fact that most wives are to be found in the local village...thats where teh SHOPS are!!

Quote from Bladerunner :

Well, its a well known fact that most wives are to be found in the local village...thats where teh SHOPS are!!

Kerb Crawlin' for the loooooooose!