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Quote from Equinox :As i said before, blatant trolling & spam was funny 10 years ago.

I dont care if you're f**ked out your face on whatever you're smoking/injecting whatever, but stop posting here.

You may not be breaking any fundamental rules i.e insulting, posting warez etc, but I'm sure the forums rules state that spamming is a bannable offence. I'd back this up with a quote but it seems I cant find a link to the rules themselves =/

I wont report as TAA told me he'll kick my ass if i do it again. j/k I bet he's fed up of reports for lerts' posts ...

All in favour for link to rules/ban say Aye !

Sarge.

As a moderator stated before, he does not brake any forum rules. Tho his posts are more riddles to figure than point is one thing, but still, no need to say the things you said.

Of course, I usually belives he's on acid or something, but he got personality and I find his topic's fun to read.

To call it trolling I wouldn't say. He's not insulting anyone either, and frankly - if you think he's on acid and just want to say no-go things to him, keep it to yourselfe, rather than spamming insultning replies in his topics.
I think he is trying to come across as some great and important person, hoping to be discovered for his genius and given a free S2 license.
Then I will grant his wish
Sending you a PM now Lerts.
Lerts is like Birtney Spears lol. He will have his very popular moment, then he will start to take (more) drugs and he wont make sense. Then no more Lerts.
There you go demo users, want an S2 license? Post slightly crazy threads that have people worried about your sanity and accusing you of being on drugs, for the sole purpose of making yourself seem important.

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its true i was looking to appear important

I bought him a lisence now lol
He got his voucher code sent to him, so now it's up to him if he can drive the spermoit cars with the speed of the light!
If a "vacation" leaves you with no one to socialise with, where are you ? North pole ?

Off topic usually has threads like "Man arrested for sheep sex" or "The what are you listening to now" threads. Something that have a purposeful meaning.

I still want to see those rules ...

And just to add to the conversation:

In all seriousness, I often dream of things that happen a few days later. Is there some form of explanation for this ?

Sarge.

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Quote from The Very End :I bought him a lisence now lol

He got his voucher code sent to him, so now it's up to him if he can drive the spermoit cars with the speed of the light!

Yeh ! Lets act like total whackjobs and get a free S2 license ! Why didn't i think of that before !

Words cant describe how suprised/amazed/disappointed I am =/
haha im so happy now i would post right now how we humans lost depth perception but have to wait till tomorrow or that would be spamming

better get to playing

thanks so much the very end

oh man are you gonna say that sex with sheeps is more interesting than flying for real, you are crazier than me
Congrats lerts, have many happy wasted hours racing.
Hopefully he will be racing rather than posting.
Quote from beefyman666 :Congrats lerts, have many happy wasted hours racing.

Yeah, in the end he proballly will regret having a S2 lisence

Quote from lerts :haha im so happy now i would post right now how we humans lost depth perception but have to wait till tomorrow or that would be spamming

better get to playing

thanks so much the very end

oh man are you gonna say that sex with sheeps is more interesting than flying for real, you are crazier than me

Np there mate, your one damn crazy, yet funny lad on this forum, looking forward to see you on track in the future to come

Long live spermoits (how's that spellet again Lert? ) and lfs!

Quote :Hopefully he will be racing rather than posting.

His lisence, his choise ^^ What he uses it to I don't care, probally I am just drunk today or something, but who knows? - A good deed this was ^^
Quote from ATC Quicksilver :There you go demo users, want an S2 license? Post slightly crazy threads that have people worried about your sanity and accusing you of being on drugs, for the sole purpose of making yourself seem important.

nice. i'll post 2 or 3 right now
Quote from Riders Motion :Lerts is like Birtney Spears lol. He will have his very popular moment, then he will start to take (more) drugs and he wont make sense. Then no more Lerts.

Just like Harjun but Harjun is more like Backstreet Boys
Quote from lerts :

oh man are you gonna say that sex with sheeps is more interesting than flying for real, you are crazier than me

Now you're talking sense things...
i cant imagine his signatures and his avatars........
Quote from Equinox :If a "vacation" leaves you with no one to socialise with, where are you ? North pole ?

and you accuse him of trolling?

with hank gone and kev thinking about leaving for good lerts is one of the last truely fun people around here
id like to paraphrase mcfarlane but instead of vaginas im am speaking today of lerts when i say "hes never put one scrap of gold in my pocket but he always puts a smile on my face so therefore i declare him good"
seriously, i am so making new acc with nickname like "iamdafunnyz" and doing lots of rants/crap and wait until somone gets me free license.

Lolz, gratz lerts i guess
Hehe, thing is, that even if most peopel could not understand what he wrote / writes about, his topics usually contributes one way or another. Usually they get start some kind of discussion, and most people manage to not flame unessesary.

I know it might just be one dude having a laugh about beeing crazy on forum, but I take my chance, either way what lerts is he got his lisence of pure creativity
The first thing he did was join an oval racing server, I expect to see him in a cruise server next, then eventually in a drag racing one.
His lisence, his choise

I am just happy, as long as he can learn me how to drive spermozoits, avoid black holes and pass the fouth dimmension.

Or, in other words, racing with him on a server.
Ahah, lerts, congrats, I know the feeling to get a random s2 account for being a total nutjob ^- ^;
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