It's the public karaoke competitions that really drive me ****ing batty. Big Brother and so on I can ignore, but my girlfriend watches all of these shitty karaoke programs (and the stupid ice skating one, and the stupid ballroom dancing one) and they're basically 90 seconds of horrible pop music, 30 seconds of applause, 60 seconds of "judging" from a panel of people you've never seen before in your life, repeated for an entire ****ing hour. No matter what I do I can't seem to drown out the applause, and that's what really winds me up.
Oh and the other shows with the screaming - Thick Children On Desert Island (screaming every 30 seconds for an hour), Chorley's Next Top Brainless Bulimic Slut (screaming every 15 seconds, then crying for 15 seconds, for an hour). Gah.
Hanging is literally too good for them. I wouldn't be happy until I'd liquidised the ****ing lot of them.