Quote from Bladerunner :

As for birthday cakes and candles..when Mrs B bought MY last cake and candles, the shop assistant asked her if she wanted a fire extinguisher to go with it..just in case!

Literally ROFL.

Quote from Becky Rose :

That's called a heart attack, it comes later.

Indeed, heart problems run in the family. The way I see it, I only have about 6-7 years left. I'm way past Kev's "half-way to dead". Half-way to dead for me happened shortly after high school....

Craftmatic adjustable beds? I remember seeing the commercials when they first came out!