*Chknzzk* Oops... hmmm nevermind then... though,
Chuck Norris once went back in time to the pre historic era, to exact revenge on a T-Rex that ate an ancestor. On seeing how perfect and round his roundhouse kick was, the cave men were inspired to invent the wheel.
Magician David Copperfield plans to impregnate a woman without touching her. When Chuck Norris heard this, he laughed, impregnated Copperfield, accelerated time eight and a half months, and performed a Caesarian section.
Chuck Norris hates the French. Thats why he tricked them into building a staute of his penis.
Long ago, Chuck Norris invented the roundhouse kick. He then invented pain to have fun with his new creation. Finally, because everyone knew better than to go near him, he invented stupidity.
...sorry *Chknzzk*