WTH please someone explain what this thing is???
As far as i can tell, it's a hugely expensive machine who's sole purpose is to manufacture little plastic disposable razors that painlessly removes the outer layer of skin from our perfectly groomed yet manly faces so we can attract beautiful women, and get laid....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04G5mJ8O-VE allegedly
Basically a crash test facility for subatomic particles. Like a crt monitor, but for protons instead of electrons and it's slightly more powerful.
OT: I saw an ad about this in a magazine. It claimed to be the best and when I looked the small fine print with a magnifying glass, it stated: "The best compared to a razor without a battery in it." That was a beautiful wtf moment.
It's NASCAR for protons.
eh............yeah
Uhhhhh what?
So they only turn left?
Even better, half the grid goes clockwise and the other half goes anti-clockwise, and then they'll let them run into each other for massive carnage
So there will be a chemical reaction?
It'll be a physical reaction, as I understand it. Basically, this thing is going to prove or disprove the big bang. I think.
So it basicly is a giant tube where protons and electrons go round and round in circels, then they crash into each other what causes a physical reaction..................................................................and then a BIG bang..........end of the world
Just protons. From reading something else though, it seems to won't be creating a "big bang" event, just replicating the aftermath.. or something. I'm no particle physicist, obviously.
Well, so its just another money wasting experiment
True, but tbh we shouldn't write fail about it, rather feel sorry that it happend. Somehow we could blame scientists for scaring people enough to commit suicide
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It's not the scientists scaring people, it's the media!
please read this to get a better understanding of all of this http://forums.somethingawful.c ... read.php?threadid=2924802
it's 100% the medias fault for reporting hilariously inaccurate stuff like 'LHC could destroy the universe', which, coupled with the stupid reactions of the majority of people is enough to spark a hysteria
This forum would be less than half as busy if there weren't huge cohorts of mindless users posting the word "fail" over and over again in every thread.
New Era comes.. 
I haven't had any Mormons come to my house for a few years so I haven't had a good laugh at a complete religious nutcase for ages. Thanks Jakqui.
How dare they poke holes in the Jean Claude Van Damme Black Belt that protects us all from aliens. Those cheeky European physics-studying scamps!
Do you have chats with them too? I hope you do - so i'm not the only one.
I had an hour long chat with one once on my porch in the freezing rain. I was suprised he was still alive after i'd questioned every single thing he said.
Not any more.
A few years back I looked up some stuff about their faith in the hope of finding out why they've got such a large proportion of completely brain-dead followers, and found out it's basically the least-believable religion ever invented and the clean-cut all-american chaps on my doorstep must've been among the thickest, most gullible people I could possibly hope to meet. Sadly they stopped coming to see me before I could fleece them out of any money.
I'll agree on that, and I actually though it was stupid of the girl to commit suicide... Either way, couldn't harm with some respect
But as , was it ATC quicksilver who wrote something like this : (?)
Real life :Handshake
Internet :bananadea:
So...let me get this right...some geeky types in SwitzerFranceLand want to see how teh Uniiverse was created, and made a foolproof machine to do it....let me see:
are you worried yet?
are you worried yet?
The day after tomorrow (LHC, not the movie)
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