I just stumbled upon Anicechat.net on 4chan. I thought I'd give it ago, and after skipping all the rickrollers, it linked me to mr. Mizixi.

mizixi: ERIK
mizixi: MAN
mizixi: it's been a while.
Erik: Hi!
Erik: Long time no see, dear mizixi
mizixi: Dude, remember that one time when that one thing happened?
mizixi: Friggin' awesome.
Erik: No it wasn't. Maybe for you, but not for me
mizixi: Oh. I see how it is.
mizixi: The pickle wasnt even that big.
Erik: Small enough to shove it in.
Erik: It hurted so bad.
mizixi: If you had brought some lube it wouldn't have been as bad.
Erik: I didn't have my lube with me back then
Erik: But I learnt my lesson
mizixi: That's good. What are you eating?
Erik: Pickles
mizixi: ...
mizixi: That's just sick.
Erik: 1-0
mizixi: ****in' sick.

I lol'd so hard. Anyway, let's see what you guys can come up with.

Update: MOAR

Cassius: We meet again erik
Erik: Cassius! Good to see you
Cassius: Indeed
Erik: I accidentally a coke bottle. Is this bad?
Cassius: What?
Erik: A coke bottle
Cassius: Yes

Rob: Hi Mr.Man
mr.man: me?
Rob: yes
Rob: you
Rob: You are the man
mr.man: hello i am mr, man
Rob: you invented manliness
Rob: because you are the man
Rob: Mr.Man
mr.man: yeah im cool
Rob: That's right
mr.man: so fuken cool
Rob: You are
mr.man: hit that shit
Rob: I will
Rob: later though
Rob: but tell me
mr.man: good man
Rob: do you have tentacles?
mr.man: what? yeah
Rob: Do you use them to raep loli?
mr.man: speacially when stoned
Rob: cur?
mr.man: i deep sea dive with them
Rob: tu es fatuus
mr.man: is a certified muff diver me
mr.man: yep...
Rob: dat is ridicurous!
mr.man: why...tell me why u insult me lol
Rob: u fuhl o sheet!
i eet u for sushi

? mad

Are these real people or bots LOL its soo funny

They're real I had a great laugh.

lol great website, i thought they are bots, but then after having some conversatons they seemed to be too smart to be a robot

everybody keeps on telling me there problems hahah

These people dont like to talk. You start talkin different they call you a freak and close out of the conversation.

Man i need new material.....

Pearchey: nublin
negroid: What?
negroid: Nublin?
Pearchey: OMG you dont know what a nublin is?
negroid: Nope
Pearchey: what a tard...
negroid: Do tell
Pearchey: its like a goblin but we replace the gob with NOB
negroid: Urban Dictionary has nothing
Pearchey: to spell NOBLIN or NUBLIN
negroid: really
negroid: so uh
Pearchey: yup
negroid: what is the pupose?
Pearchey: doesn't have to be a purpose for anything
negroid: so true
negroid: I mean
negroid: yeah.
negroid: as an example
Pearchey: like when i smacked you on the ass, that was fun you see
negroid: you know
Pearchey: no purpose
negroid: yesterday I was playing basketball with a couple friends
negroid: and these ****ing punks come up
negroid: and pick a fight
Pearchey: dude point on the doll where the touched you
Pearchey: did they make you get "happy"?

lmao.

I'm confused...what is this website actually about? Pretending to know random paedophiles on t'intertubes? Sounds like fun, gonna have me a go

E: Wow, we have to try and get two LFS'ers in the same convo!

So.. I don't quite get it.. It did not tell me who I spoke to or anything.. Is it like you talking with one person or more persons? I don't quite get this..
Edit : nvm, it's private rooms.

Oh my god! What the hell is this?!

This guy talks just about his huge wall-breaking-cock...
These people got issues.

meh i was on the web found this thing

netsociety.co.cc

ima checkout anicechat.net

My character - Willy

(OO): So umm
Willy: my name is not umm
(OO): Why
(OO): whoever said it was?
Willy: because i say so
Willy: actually it's not Willy either.
Willy: but I always got Willys on my mind
(OO): **** I LOVE FREE WILLY
Willy: i love ... willy
Willy: wait ..
(OO): wut
Willy: your name isn't Gary Glitter right ?
(OO): yeah..
Willy: wait what ?
Willy: it is ?
Willy: holy shit !
(OO): yeah as in
(OO): its not
Willy: oh
Willy: well that's what Gary Glitter would say.
(OO): thats what someone being asked if they were gary glitter would say
(OO): also
Willy: touché
(OO): OH LOOK A MUDKIP

<lost connection with (OO)>

OMG, first time, found a LFS'er

3skin: hello Bob.
Bob: hello there
3skin: where ya from ?
Bob: from ireland, leprauchaun country!
Bob: where's you from?
3skin: oh kl, i am half irish
3skin: live in south east london
3skin: Kent
Bob: o rly? was there couple of weeks ago
3skin: Kent ? :o
Bob: im pretty sure it was kent...we kinda got lost...
3skin: lol!
3skin: nice
3skin: so how you find out about this "anicechat" ??
Bob: a mate told me off another forum
3skin: oh right
Bob: i decided to take a look anyway
3skin: yea i got a link to this from lfsforum.net
Bob: lolz thats where i came from :P
3skin: :O
3skin:
3skin: what's ur username ?
Bob: haha dougie-lampkin :P
3skin: OMG ROFL
3skin:
Bob: whos this now?
3skin: Did you read my convo ? :P
3skin: does "Willy" ring a bell ? ^^
Bob: LOL!
3skin:
3skin: haha
3skin: we gotta put this on the forum
3skin: lol
Bob: indeed, LFS'er on the first go
3skin: i noes ! :o
3skin: you gonna copy n paste it ?
Bob: ok so, you cant double post :P
3skin: yea
3skin: hah what are the chances of that xP


Pretty weird

haha what are the chances ?

LMAO like 1 in 1000

Quote from chanoman315 :

LMAO like 1 in 1000

Then I suppose I was lucky today. I found one, but it's a cracker

my first one

mook: wotcha
harry98: uhh hi
mook: I just had the rozzers at my door
harry98: are you my dad?
mook: I could be
harry98: my friends told me I could find my dad here
mook: I don't know about dna testing over the interweb
harry98: dna what?
mook: ..
mook: dna testing
harry98: whats that?
mook: to see if I am your father
harry98: ok
mook: the only people you find in here are pedos and social outcasts though
harry98: what are pedos?
mook: people like your father
mook:
harry98: like you?
harry98: are you a pedo?
mook: I never said I was your father
harry98: but you could be
harry98: my friends told me you are
mook: for all you know I could be a complex system of wires and tubes
harry98: my dad was John Keats
harry98: bye
mook: mine was Myra Hindley

Haha, this is quite an entertaining site for a random chat. Sometimes VERY random. It's very 4chan.

twitch: y halo thar
Erik: hello
Erik: sup
twitch: Do you know the muffin man?
Erik: The muffin man!?
twitch: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Erik: Who lives on drury lane?
Erik: Oh yes, I know the muffin man
twitch: Finally
Erik: xD



Update - MOAR about the muffin man

Erik: Do you know..
Erik: The muffin man?
123: doesn't everybody?
Erik: ...
Erik: You ruined it
123: it's risky business ;D

He ruined it

That ain't lfsn00b...Is it? :O

Fangster: Hi?
Niko: LOL.
Fangster: What?
Niko: Who are you?
Fangster: You are lfsn00b, right?
Niko: ... No
Fangster: Odd...I had a Niko said he'd talk to me on here
Fangster: Sooooooo..............
Fangster: Are you him?
Niko: No.
Fangster: Er...scratch that, you aren't. My bad!
Niko: I like turtles though
Fangster: oh yeah? Tortoises are better!
Niko: Not really
Niko: It's a same thing
Fangster: Niko, here's a question from my friend Niko. Are you Niko?
Niko: Interesting
Fangster: Depends
Fangster: And no, tortoises are not the same as turtles
Fangster: Don't screw with a biology maor!
Fangster: major*
Niko: Interesting
Fangster: Are you?
Niko: Who?
Fangster: You
Niko: Me
Fangster: Are you Niko Belic?
Fangster: Yes, You!
Niko: Oh yes, my brother is called Roman
Fangster: As in Empire?
Niko: He likes bowling and drinking
Niko: He likes cats too
Fangster: Sounds like Julius
Fangster: ahhh, a bit of the pussy eh?
Niko: As you can see, cats are similar to turtles
Niko: cats have 4 legs, a tail, and fur
Fangster: No
Niko: but turtles have 4 legs, a tail and a shield
Fangster: Turtles have a shell, Cats don't
Niko: yes
Niko: I said they are a bit similar.
Fangster: No, You said they are similar
Fangster: Not a bit similar
Niko: But if you put a Mudkip next to a cat, something awful happens
Niko: Some scientists tried them, colliding a cat and a mudkip in a Large Hadron Collider
Niko: Something awful happened
Niko: IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD
Fangster: Do you like them?
Niko: BLAM
Fangster: Hmm....dude?
Niko: Yes i like Mudkipz.
Fangster: Lay off the cheese before bed
Niko: Never.
Fangster: Do eet!
Niko: Meep
Fangster: LAY OFF THE CHEESE! Lay on the milk instead!
Niko: NO.
Niko: I LIEK CHEEZ
Niko: DA END
Fangster: ORLY? CHEESE IS FATAL!
Niko: NO
Niko: ITS AS GOOD AS CATS
Fangster: No!!!
Fangster: Cats > Cheese

Then:
Niko: I am Slovenian, I live in America
Niko: I am going to suicide bomb a towel
Fangster: Pfft. EVERYONE says that, why not nuke the free soap the hotels give you?

0.o

My first try...lol

Rascar13: Hello?
En: Hello sir! How are you this fine evening? Or par chance it's not evening in your current time zone, then I hope you are having a good time of day regardless.
En: What have you done with your day? Something fun and exciting no doubt.
Rascar13: It actaully is evening right now in my time zone
En: Perhaps you live in England?
Rascar13: Nope but very close to
En: France?
En: Wales?
En: Ireland?
En: Scotland?
Rascar13: wrong
En: Belgium?
Rascar13: not
En: Then do tell!
Rascar13: If you go East from England you'll go right into my country... well if you are going over the sea
En: I need a map. Netherlands?
--Lost Connection--

Haha, I love this site, some conversations are just plain epic. Website of the year! (Or at least week )

Lol, all I get are people wanting to screw me.

Is it trying to TELL me something? :O

(I'm Medic)

Damn, straight away I laughed a lot - they guy said exactly what I hoped he would say and then disco'd

Medic: Need a medic?
Karma: THE MEDIC IS A SPY!!!

For this next one, I ended up talking to another medic...

Medic: (ME) OMG
Medic: OMG
Medic: (ME) you have to be kidding
Medic: you have to be kidding
Medic: (ME) oudhcheggegrfygb sdfbisydfgs ee888<YUgh
Medic: lol, no
Medic: (ME) wow
Medic: (ME) i thought i was talking to myself
Medic: (ME) just checking
Medic: haha

Oh and 20 minutes later...

Medic: you again!
Karma: THE MEDIC IS A SPY!!!

Fun times.