Ok now this was random. Im mason
Mason:
Not spy: Hello there
Mason: hi
Not spy: Need any healing?
Mason: Yes i broke my ankle last year
Mason: i can still see my bone
Not spy: Ouch, well, I can fix that right away
Mason: awesome
Mason: got any cookies/.
Mason: got any cookies/.]
Not spy: Just turn your back to me and I will take care of it
Not spy: ...with my medigun
Mason: dont stick that pointy thing in me...
Not spy: What pointy thing?
Not spy: I have none!
Mason: that one down there
Not spy: I mean, if I would then I would need to be a spy of some sort
Not spy: Which I am not!
Mason: oh i see
Not spy: <-- See, not a spy
Mason: xD
Mason: i can see you
Mason: from my kitchen
Not spy: But, but...
Mason: ur naked
Not spy: There are no kitchens
Mason: lol?
Not spy: Is this another sucky custom map?
Mason: yes its called gooflymumps
Not spy: Aww
Not spy: The medic doesn't like custom maps
Mason: u should get it
Not spy: The spy could, but I'm not one to tell
Mason: then who is
Not spy: Well, you could as the spy himself
Not spy: Who is right over there!
Not spy: Just turn around and you will see him
Mason: i aint no spy
Mason: i dont want to turn around!
Not spy: Hehe, of course you aren't, comrade
Mason: xD
Not spy: There are no spies in the vicinity
Mason: good
Not spy: Nowhere
Not spy: Yup, totally safe
Mason: go get the lesbos now
Not spy: What? Are you saying there are female characters now? :O
Not spy: Inconceivable!
Mason: yes ofcourse
Mason: its ones with the dildos as Ak-47s
Not spy: This just keeps getting more confusing
Not spy: Is that some kind of a new unlock?
Mason: its a hack
Not spy: Not for the sniper, they are powerful enough already
Not spy: A hack?
Mason: nah machine gun
Mason: yes ahck
Mason: hack
Mason: *
Not spy: So the server isn't even VAC protected!
Mason: it is
Mason: i hacked that too
Not spy: No hack gets past VAC
Not spy: NONE
Not spy: Trust me on this
Mason: my friends dogs brother managed to do it
Mason: so its possible
Not spy: As you could trust me that there is nothing that would stop you from turning around a little bit
Mason: i dont wan tto
Mason: u will end up raping ,e
Mason: me*
Not spy: Oh cmon, I'm not that kind of a medic
Mason: yea think.....
Mason: iv seen u about
Not spy: You have?
Mason: what game u playing
Not spy: This is no game, this is WAR!
Mason: i see
Not spy: Against the malicious blue team!
Mason: im red
Not spy: Good, good
Not spy: So am I, because I'm not a spy
Mason: im blue daba de daba die
Not spy: Trust me, I'd know if you were
Mason: im blue if i was green i would die
Not spy: Oh wait...
Not spy: Nothing, I said nothing!
Mason: HAHA BITCH IM BLUE
Not spy: :O
Mason: SHIZZZLE MY NIZZZLE
Not spy: Hax!
Mason: xD
Not spy: Ok, this will get me nowhere
Mason: haha
Mason: i will own ur ass
Not spy: I'll just stab some afk sniper instead *cloaks*