Yeah, don't be a wet blanket Devil! But don't hit "report" either - the best way to combat silliness is to join in and be more retarded than Vader could possibly imagine.
So let's start a dream journal! I'll kick it off.
I entered the dream on top of a tall building, staring down through a rifle scope at the most vile, loathsome & heinously criminal humans of all time: the members of the band Supertramp. I was chanting my sniper mantra - designed to calm my body and true my aim - under my breath: "pink mist, pink mist, pink mist" when one of them looked up. He'd spotted me. I cursed and immediately opened fire, hoping I'd at least nail the singer if noone else (he's the one most directly responsible for them sounding like complete twats). Unfortunately, it seemed my rounds had been replaced with paintballs, so I attempted to spell out "YOU WANKERS" on the wall of the deli behind them as they took cover behind a pink Hummer. I'd spelled out "YO" when they returned fire. I ducked behind a mannequin and, as dreams do, I inexplicably sequed into a car chase: the Hummer was now chasing my battered brown Daewoo down Flinders St (Melbourne) and I was having to dodge drunken schoolies dressed in second-rate manga cosplay outfits who kept flashing gang signs and throwing empty vodka cruiser bottles at my car. When I realised that this was all completely ridiculous and implausible, I woke up next to a man dressed in full 18th century Royal Navy regalia (which was darkly stained, presumably by gunpowder & blood, for that was the odour which greeted my nostrils - I remembered an earlier dispatch regarding the massing of the Prussian fleet) & sporting a rather fetching eyepatch. He was sitting up with a silver breakfast tray (complete with a rose in a small vase) across his legs and was eating kippered herrings and fried tomato. He'd forgotten the salt & pepper but didn't seem too alarmed by it. I noticed he'd left his boots on and I made a mental note to scold him about it later (such conversations are best not had over breakfast). He greeted me, a lopsided grin covering his three-day beard, with a thick, slow, pastoral drawl, reminiscent of my days working in the apple orchards which borded my parents' farm: "Mornin' luv. Sleep ok?"
"Thank god," I sighed, "back to normal."