Source - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/t ... wo-hours-115875-20766806/

Quote from The Mirror :

Ouch! This suspected thief was impaled on fence spike for TWO hours after losing his footing while trying to clamber into a museum in South Africa.
The 32-year-old was eventually hoisted off and, despite how painful the picture above looks, told police he hadn't been in any pain - because he'd been drunk.

Wow, what a pillock.

bullseye.

OMG LOLZ!!!!!!!

Surprised this isnt in America

Anal attack!!

lol he bent the pole

i geuss he wanted anal sex from a fence

2011, Medical Examination for life insurance:

"Any other issues we should know about?"
"Rectal Damage"
"Nature of damage?"
"Fencial Gratuification"

i just burst out laughing might sound "rude" or something but i couldnt hold it

Lol, as soon as I saw these I burst out laughing.

<child mode> omg that guy has a pole up his ass! giggle lol rofl </child mode>

omg, that can't be true, how the hell did he do that? i want bigger pics ^^

looks like a potential darwin award.

If he wasn't in any pain at the time he'll be in a world of pain by now

Justice can be a pain in the arse...

If he got killed, could've been a Darwin award niminee

Quote from Xaid0n :

lol he bent the pole

Or the fence went flaccid.

Quote from niall09 :

If he got killed, could've been a Darwin award niminee

You can get a Darwin award if the accident renders you infertile iirc. I reckon he might get one yet

OUCH!! that had to hurt. Looks like he won't be getting any more children anytime soon...

got what he deserved really.

I bet he wont be able to sit down for a while.

poor poor fence

Heh, I suppose he's lucky he didn't land about a foot further back :tired:

He'd probably have felt the pain dangling for two hours then, no amount of drink can prevent that kind of pain

oh god,... that's just... painful

i bet he enjoyed it

how would you enjoy that .... argh, i just think the pain of it, i'd shoot my self and fall unconscious