This is based upon the premise that Britain is no longer Great.
Well I think it is, so excuse me whilst I dust off my passport and bash foreign customs officials aside with it, "move over, subject of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II coming through" *bosh*.
Well since this list is made by somebody called Quentin Lerts...... I would consider it mindless gibberish right off the bat without even reading the list
Lesbians are far less statistically likely to get AIDS than men. Most priests being men dont get a fair crack at a lesbian anyway and they preffer boys anyway, and that's assuming the church in question even lets a lesbian anywhere near their congregation.
Have you ever listened to him though.....i had the misfortune of listening to him and it was deeply embarrassing, the guys is 50 and from a middle class background, yet speaks as if he's from the Bronx.
I've never *quite* worked out if he knows how ridiculous he looks and is playing it for laughs and the joke's on the people who think he's serious, or that he actually *is* serious. I really hope for his sake it's the former.
But is he ruining Britain? No, he isn't, he's just another embarrassing cock-faced Radio 1 DJ. The kind of records he was playing on Radio 1 before rap went mainstream were already very familiar to anybody who followed what was happening in the USA. He wasn't the John Peel of rap or anything, he was just a way to play what was popular in the USA on mainstream radio over here.
I really like rap music, I really do, when it's done well. I record with a couple of MCs from time to time and one rapper guy I know is contributing the occasional beat to a band I'm doing at the moment. Believe it or not, when I meet those guys, none of us talk like Flavor Flav. These guys are younger than me, and they don't seem to have been influenced by Tim Westwood in any way, shape or form. At all.
COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS INFECT YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?
WILL NEW LABOUR DEFRAUD THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
COULD KEN LIVINGSTONE INFECT YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?
The scary thing is I wouldn't be shocked if I ever saw one of these headlines.
But I think the Scottish [read: Brown and the rest of Labour] are ruining the country, they have allowed too much PC to take hold of the country and turned us into a bunch of cotton wool wrapped pussies.
"Give anti-war protesters a 'Citizenship Test', and then detain them indefinitely under the Terrorism Act."
"Try asylum seekers in secret, and then deny them the right to trial by jury. And charge them for it."
"Jail teenagers, and then put them under a curfew order."
He's apparently coming back to the cabinet, for the second time after a second scandal forced him out, just like Mandelson. New Labour are a bunch of cluster****ing mother****ers. Hard to believe that people like Blunkett and Prescott were actually hard-line lefties until they got some power. I honestly thought those two would keep Blair honest.
At least we had Robin Cook for a while (RIP). Probably the only honest politician we've had in the house since John Smith died. Excluding the Lib Dems of course.