and so what if you have cat like reflexes. I can last longer than you http://gizmodo.com/5060687/sc ... ou-a-premature-ejaculator

Well that's it, no more playing FPS for me!

I feel quite happy that I get my ass handed to me when I play games online these days now.

Sux2bprogamers!

I totally suck at FPS, I mean.....REALLY suck at FPS....I suck more than anyone of you.

I think, whatever happens in this thread, I get the last laugh ;P

Quote from Becky Rose :

I think, whatever happens in this thread, I get the last laugh ;P

What ever Mr Floppy, you're just shooting blanks

Rofl what the hell xD
Well, I'v been single to long to know if my FPS career has had an impact on my bed career. Tbh I think I sucks in both lol

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What ever Mr Floppy, you're just shooting blanks

Well your partly right, I wont be impregnating my girlfriend. Despite how strong my tongue is it ent got bollocks.

I think i've said somewhere else here before I cant have kids, so ouchies, but anyways enough of my emo stuff, lets return to mocking you Mr Cant Play Halo/Sucks in Bed*

*Delete as applicable

The other day I heard that sperm banks offer £30 for every shot but I don't think there's much of a market for ginger babies.

Quote from JJ72 :

I totally suck at FPS, I mean.....REALLY suck at FPS....I suck more than anyone of you.

I suck more than you, i can't even kill easy AI in CS.

Quote from Becky Rose :

Well your partly right, I wont be impregnating my girlfriend. Despite how strong my tongue is it ent got bollocks.

I think i've said somewhere else here before I cant have kids, so ouchies, but anyways enough of my emo stuff, lets return to mocking you Mr Cant Play Halo/Sucks in Bed*

*Delete as applicable

Mr Cant Play Halo/Sucks in Bed
Sucks in bed as: he sucks her or he sucks when doing he's sucking?

Quote from Scrabby :

Mr Cant Play Halo/Sucks in Bed
Sucks in bed as: he sucks her or he sucks when doing he's sucking?

Didnt read the original artictle did you?

Quote from Becky Rose :

Well your partly right, I wont be impregnating my girlfriend. Despite how strong my tongue is it ent got bollocks.

I think i've said somewhere else here before I cant have kids, so ouchies, but anyways enough of my emo stuff, lets return to mocking you Mr Cant Play Halo/Sucks in Bed*

*Delete as applicable

Halo is way too hard, I couldn't hit the barn door from 8" away

Quote from Shadowww :

I suck more than you

Way to come out of the closet.

Just because you suck at FPS games does not mean that you won't get premature ejaculation. The article said that it is a gene that decreases your reaction time. You may have a quick reaction time in an FPS, but just have horrible aim. Then you might still have this gene.

The whole point is that you don't have to spend minutes (!) sexing someone up when you could be done in seconds and get right back to teabagging people in Halo.

Quote from JJ72 :

I totally suck at FPS, I mean.....REALLY suck at FPS....I suck more than anyone of you.

Haha

Quote from Jertje :

The whole point is that you don't have to spend minutes (!) sexing someone up when you could be done in seconds and get right back to teabagging people in Halo.

There's one way to sugar-coat it :P

http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime/index.php


...it will never be the same.


Wonder if they will ever be able to increase human reaction time, would be cool to try, even with the apparent drawback.

Quote from IDUI :

http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime/index.php


...it will never be the same.

You know, I never was every good at them, every time they have been posted my times looked like a leisurely stroll compared to some people. That used to be embarrassing.

This would be sad news for drag racers...
Sex is probably the one thing they DON'T want to finish first and in record time.

This article would probably do severe damage to the egos on that leader board.

I once had a score on a 32 person CSS server of 104 - 8, and on a 30something server on CoD4, walked away with a 85-3 score and I have no problems with shooting before the starters orders

Quote from jj72 :

i Suck More Than Anyone Of You.

Dont' Say That... Without Mentioning Videogames.... In The Sentence

Quote from squidhead :

Dont' Say That... Without Mentioning Videogames.... In The Sentence

rofl!




What's an fps?

Thank god that only applies to you anglosaxon guys. We aryan superhumans can fully satisfy girls AND rock you in Halo and CS... AT THE SAME TIME! And I mean literally all three Sex, halo and CS!

On a rather different sidenote, I had to think of a joke. Let's see if it works in english too.
Woman "Oh dammit, you came again early?"
Man: "Shut it, you're just jealous!"

And I have the theory that it would improve most people's sex life if they took a different approach to it: Take it as a race, who comes first wins. Then perhaps girls wouldn't just wait for the guys to accidentaly hit their sweet spots but give "force feedback"

Funny stuff!

The point is... even if you finish first... who said there's no time for a 2nd round? Or a 3rd, 4th, 5th...?