On the topic of thieving bastards - the insurance companies pay out so much in fraudulent claims (e.g. small prank in a car park that damages the bumper, but somehow a new spare wheel is thrown into the claim [okay, so it's a crap example, but hopefully you get what I mean]) that to make ends meet they have to pay out as little as possible in every other case.
If people were honest with the insurance companies I'd bet that they'd be a little fairer with us - even if that is just lower premiums.
Another moronic mistake by people who don't understand what insurance is, is to think that because you've paid for it you have a right to claim for anything you can think of. It doesn't work like that - you pay 'just in case', you don't claim 'to get what you've paid for back'. A subtle, but important difference.