The online racing simulator
"this set sucks" never used that one myself
"i cant use mirrors and race at the same time!"
"it was the computers fault"
"Dam FFB"
"Crap wrong set"
"That noob in the UF1 did it"
Antivirus popped up
It's kind of a silly excuse, but people driving with the mouse will know what I'm talking about. Sometimes, a hair or something gets stuck in front of the optic eye, and the mouse just goes berserk in one direction or another. The result is simple, the car steers full left or right and it's an inevitable crash
"my gamepad must not be calibrated..."
"my wife stoles my beer!"
"Someone pushed me into you!"
Quote from ste_ :"My hamster was hiding under the brake pedal."

That made me burst out laughing at 2am.
"My LFS minimized"
"my screensaver kicked in"

both of those happened to me the first for unfathomable reasons that may or may not have something to do with all sorts of useless notifications from icons in the traybar.
"my tire blew out"
"i hit u for fun"
"im on crack"
I used to get

"I'm high" quite a lot.

My favourite one was

"I was following the racing line <this was on a straight> by pressing 4, you shouldn't have been near me". That one made me quite angry!
"you got in the way"

"I Couldnt be bothered to brake"

I got banned for using that excuse
i am drunk?
Quote from Shadowww :Antivirus popped up

that can happen but i think peeps would feel lag first so id spec till lag goes away

"My hand twitched" << used that 1 once lol
When I first got my G25, and wasn't used to 3 pedals, I accidentally hit the clutch when I was supposed to brake. I did this because I was used to the old momo I had the day before. I said "Sorry, pressed the wrong pedal". It was true, but it's a lame excuse anyway. :]
Excuse for lag crash:
Sorry, Im dling P0rn
"my brake pedal somehow got calibrated to ALT+F4"
"i tought that the race was over"
Me in XRG other guy in FBM. Rear ends me at the end of the BL1 main straight after tailgating me for the latter half.

"NOOB!!1!!1 You braked too early!"
Quote from DevilDare :"fu*k" off" true story :/

hahahaha
man thats an excuse that holds up ina court of law!
*sorry, but my virus program made a update*
ganstadangsta
"I've got steering tourettes..."

Stupidest Excuse for Crashing
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