Go down to your nearest Red Light District, might catch something but at least it may calm you down or just resort to a 5 finger widow, or just sit on your hand wait for it to go dead and it will feel like someone else is doing it lol The thread is getting a little worrying to see what you people are actually searching, just go and watch some lesbo porn lol.
My town doesn't have a red light district. Although, the dock road is usually full of mangy women that may classify as hookers in low-light situations. I prefer not having an A-Z of STDs though