Sad? Why the sad banana? Did you actually think that it's in any way entertaining, interesting or unique to post "in before the lock" or "thread fail" images f*cking constantly, not to mention vomiting a slurry of spam and belligerent off topic shite nearly everywhere you go?
And yes, clearly Kev should be a guest moderator here for 24 hours. With admin privileges. Just for added comedy effect.