Quote from G!NhO :

All the aussies came from the outback

And you came from your hole deep in the woods.
PLEASE go back there.

Roo is probably the best meat in Australia , I hunt Roo's and eat their meat cause its good for you?!?! (Well I think it is) And I think you mean All Aussie sleep with one eye open whilst holding the .222 as they wait for the Roo's shadow to appear in the Full moons light :P

*sneezes*
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=iaRInq9c93E

oh mans i am being attacked by a drop-bear

DROP-BEEAARRRRGGGGHH!HH!H!


ok, lunge-cat then. originally im from the isle of wight though

I'm a wombat. Eats, roots and leaves.





LOL joined Dec '03 - First post here is this

Pfft, go koala's.


Eat leaves n sleep all day and night around your food!


now THATS a life

Quote from Klutch :

Pfft, go koala's.


Eat leaves n sleep all day and night around your food!


now THATS a life

Hmmm, not sure you quite cought the meaning of the wombats life.

Quote from ohbugger :

Hmmm, not sure you quite cought the meaning of the wombats life.

not everybody is a sex addict m8 although seeing as klutch is at a time where hormones are high I'd think he would be

I'm a Dingo... I dingo up north some time, then i dingo down perth. I gonna go tassi but i dingo afterward

Quote from Exile R :

so what they said was true? WELCOME AUSSIES! there a great bunch of guys on servers, quite funny too, just um.. short temperment

u making fun of me BOY!!!!!

hmm...
you know, now that i read over it...

i dont get why i didnt understand it before...


still

eating and sleeping all day and night > sex

Two Aussie mates meet down the pub one night. One tells the other he's planning on going on a camping trip. So, wanting to know how he's going to get there he asks the guy what route he's taking. The guy replies "Oh, just the wife. She may not be the best but she's stood by me all these years."

Boom boom.

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.
The Italian says, "When i have finished making love to my girl,
she levitates six inches from the bed."
The Frenchman says, "That's nothing! After 6 hours of continuous
love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"
The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting'
me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains...and
she goes through the ****ing roof!!"

Quote from polepositiondriver :

Count me in for Chicken too! Where abouts in Melb are you mickyc30

Im in good old Frankston u?

2 Scots walk into a Bar... "Ouch" :P. Being a Koala would be even better if they had G25 Racing Wheels and huge ***king computers that can do anything they want .

Sleep - Play LFS - Eat - Sex - Sleep for the next 24 Hrs - Play LFS. I wanna be a koala with that kind of setup :P

whats the matter dingo get ya baby! OI OI OI!!!!

damn can't believe this topic is still almost at the top heh, been away for a week and only just checked back

and BTW

Now that is brilliant! :ices_rofl

aiiiiiiiight. imma aussie. if u aussies and nz guys want some fun, go here >>>http://www.ozbee-racing.com/phpbb/index.php register yourself and your in for some fun racing on monday nights.




this is pretty much australia>>>>>>>http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

Quote from Becky Rose :

The state penitentiary?

*runs for cover (and the comfort of a sheep she's just wrestled free from the claws of a Kiwi)*

bastard

Quote from vl_turbo :

whats the matter dingo get ya baby! OI OI OI!!!!

lol give me ur turbo u dam roo fuker


ps www.calaisturbo.com.au ?

Quote from MAD3.0LT :

lol give me ur turbo u dam roo fuker


ps www.calaisturbo.com.au ?

pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhht tu tu tu tu


SIK FLUTTER BRA!
GOT DA FULLEH SIK DOZEZ ULEH?

Quote from Klutch :

SIK FLUTTER BRA!
GOT DA FULLEH SIK DOZEZ ULEH?

Eh, wait a sec, gotta chop my seat real low, and put me cap on backwards.....

cut springs bro?

Hilltop Hoods Rules!

I'm from Melbourne, not part of any leagues as yet but I am starting one at some stage for www.polepositiondriver.com

Hows everyones weekend?