*first screen*
WARNING:
Copyright theft is a crime so you have to watch a notice telling you not to pirate this DVD and you can't fast-forward it so don't try, but as a service to you the eager viewer here is a list of things you could try doing to kill time as the copyright notice plays:-
*second screen - scrolling list*
Throw jelly into a loom
Have your legs double glazed
Claim to be allergic to the passage of time
Find a cure for death
Play swing ball in a church
Get seven giant rabbits to chase a tiny greyhound
Lose your eyes in a card game
Shrink wrap a zebra
Shout the word spoon at a beggar
Ask for the time while taping your forehead
Dance under power lines
Campaign for bigger mice
Lobby for smaller cats
Project a film on a Rhino's arse
Pour hot water into the sea
Turn up to a funeral in fancy dress
Complain no-one ever says Ja-Zing anymore
Limp on both legs
Sing through your nose
Salute Greengrocers
Build a wall of Cheese
Poo out your internal organs
Rescue a bird with no wings stuck in a tree
Claim to have healing knees
Drive straight through a drive-through
Wobble men on ladders
Pull faces at Policemen
Pull faces at regular blokes incase they are Policemen
Make clothes for Lizards
Throw tennis balls at Royalty
Put lettuce on a sleeping dog
Whisk soup
Sing Metallica songs in Hebrew
Ignore farmers
Squeeze old men's buttocks
Swear at the Armish
Chase a clown across wasteground
Wear Leopard skin
Christen a melon
Pose for saucy photos that will be used on jigsaws and biscuit tin lids
/ctrl+v
(hahaha... from a Ross Noble DVD copyright notice incase anybody is wondering)
WARNING:
Copyright theft is a crime so you have to watch a notice telling you not to pirate this DVD and you can't fast-forward it so don't try, but as a service to you the eager viewer here is a list of things you could try doing to kill time as the copyright notice plays:-
*second screen - scrolling list*
Throw jelly into a loom
Have your legs double glazed
Claim to be allergic to the passage of time
Find a cure for death
Play swing ball in a church
Get seven giant rabbits to chase a tiny greyhound
Lose your eyes in a card game
Shrink wrap a zebra
Shout the word spoon at a beggar
Ask for the time while taping your forehead
Dance under power lines
Campaign for bigger mice
Lobby for smaller cats
Project a film on a Rhino's arse
Pour hot water into the sea
Turn up to a funeral in fancy dress
Complain no-one ever says Ja-Zing anymore
Limp on both legs
Sing through your nose
Salute Greengrocers
Build a wall of Cheese
Poo out your internal organs
Rescue a bird with no wings stuck in a tree
Claim to have healing knees
Drive straight through a drive-through
Wobble men on ladders
Pull faces at Policemen
Pull faces at regular blokes incase they are Policemen
Make clothes for Lizards
Throw tennis balls at Royalty
Put lettuce on a sleeping dog
Whisk soup
Sing Metallica songs in Hebrew
Ignore farmers
Squeeze old men's buttocks
Swear at the Armish
Chase a clown across wasteground
Wear Leopard skin
Christen a melon
Pose for saucy photos that will be used on jigsaws and biscuit tin lids
/ctrl+v
(hahaha... from a Ross Noble DVD copyright notice incase anybody is wondering)
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