My WTF of the day: Some men from the local telco came by and asked if we'd mind if they dug up half our garden in search some old telephone cable no-one knew was there but which apparently was broken. They promised to clean up afterwards so I said "sure" and let them get on with it.
Looked out the window a few hours later, and they had dug a 2 meter deep hole in the middle of
our neighbour's lawn and driven a belt digger all the way round it tearing up what grass was left after the hole had been dug.
No idea why they came by
our house or whether they'd talked to the guys next door at all. They must have found a cable down there though, because our phone went out shortly after they were here.