Splitters!

Not Chorely and I'm offended that you guessed there...

I was referencing Monty Python and the Life of Brian before I get flamed (go watch it or I'm never speaking to you again).

My second name get's misspelled/misseen (People see it wrongly) as Stoner a lot which is quite annoying, and kinda ironic given that I'm like an anti-stoner. My second name is also an anagram of roster which I just worked out. But my previous post was the joke, this one isn't very funny. (Neither was the last one it would seem, but that was at least an attempt).

But yeah...

My name is actually Biggus Dickus... My wife's is better though... Incontinentia Buttocks

Quote from MattsterGT :

To round this off i'm going to say that rain simulating is a VERY hard thing to produce within about 5 years...you have to program the physics of every single byte of water and combined with wind aswell would be VERY hard to do, windscreen wipers are easier but it seems to me that it's pretty much impossible to do this. But if anyone has a baby soon...teach them programing...let them have a go at it in there teen's and late childhood...

Cheers,

Matt

P.S sorry for being late to respond

A) Do you even know what you're talking about?
B) That brings an entirely new meaning to the word "late". You bumped a 2 year old thread -_- Just because you may not have been born when it was started doesn't mean you need to give your "expert" opinion :/

Anyone else also love how he supports both Storm and 500 servers, claims to have StormServers server, but it doesn't actually exist, no matter what you search for.

Stig, when the **** will you learn. I gave up trying to be nice to you a long time ago. You will NEVER be unbanned from TC CityDriving, and your IP shall remain bannethed from our forum's for ever until the end of eternity. Know why?

Just browse through your recent posts. Your grammar is terrible, your spelling is horrendous, your vocabulary is on par with that of a hamster, i've seen 5 year old children with more maturity than you, i've seen 2 year olds with more reasoning skills than you, i've seen crocodiles with better organisational skills than you. I could go on and on and on, but i have work to do, and friends to see (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friends).

Please, i beg of anyone with the power to do so, create a special usergroup for (The Stig), and a special forum area, which he can only post in, no where else on the forum.

Then we know where to go for a laugh.

Quote from (The Stig) :

if this thread isnt gonna be nice then why did I even bother

He sees the light?

Tip.

Don't write in white. You can't see it on these forums.

The server is not even up.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ADVERTISING THINGS THAT DO NOT EXIST. IT WASTES THE TIME OF EVERYBODY ON THIS FORUM, AND WASTES EVEN MORE OF BOB SMITHS TIME SEEKING OUT AND CLOSING YOUR THREADS WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING THE NAPALM OUT. LIKE I AM DOING NOW.

Sorry for the caps everybody else, just needed to get that out of my system.

Just curious.

A) The server isn't actually up for me to practice online on (You may want to think about this)

B) When is it, why do you have 3 different qualifying hours, why are the results being announced 3 days after the race? You have about 8 different dates, want me to just turn up on all of them?

And is this just a single event, or will this be a league? Because having 4 weeks in between qualifying and race days could make it quite a long league :/

You walked right into that one... Like a pearcy walks into a gay bar every night

Why?

Oo er, Pearcy's gonna get a spanking from Stiggy :S What ever will he do (!)

Guys, they're actually a really serious team :O

They have a server and a hosting company and a forum dontchaknow(!)

I don't think they'll have you Josh, standards are set too high.. Plus you're not gay, and the skin would suggest thats an entry requirement from now on :P

Can i join? I'm quick, and i'm a good cruiser, but i'm not that great a drifter.

Good luck with your amazing "new" "team"... "thing :S"
And please get the servers up, i must come and have a look

I think it was more me saying "Please try to refrain from blasting us" which wasn't asking him to do anything for us really :/

Also, is he on Motorways Cops GTR Racing? :/

Anyway, back to collectively flaming (The Stig), but try not to let this thread get locked, it makes for great reading

How long before he is banned off here and making duplicate accounts with the same details, like the same date of birth and ag... oh, wait, he'd have to know his own age to do that :/

Stig, I'd like to trial the "Gold" Package please, with working race InSim, use what you wish.

I'd like the name written upside down, and some contact details (home address, phone number, credit card information if you have one which i doubt because youre ten cant splel ues punctaton or perfrom basic grammatical checks using your browser which would be impsosible as im prezuming that you yuze interweb explorerlolzwut) just so i can ensure that i truly do have 24/7 support Then you can go to bed and i can ring you for help!


And might i say a huge congratulations to StormServers and 500servers, for handling themselves exquisitely in the face of this mighty adversary, someone who could potentially cost them a lot of money, because he is alot cheaper you know

Mikjen, please try to refrain from blasting us We've probably had as much, if not more crap from this guy on our forums as LFS Forums have had

Indeed, maybe some day we'll see you getting smaller in our mirrors in the OneGP Series :P

I can confirm that the servers are back up and running

Sorry for any inconveinience caused.

On Behalf of [TC]

[TC]>Street< ([TC] Supervisor)

"My G25 came off the desk"
"You don't have a G25"
"Damnit"


Got another one

"Theres a monkey up my bum and its making me feel funny"

Would anyone fall for that?

"My pedals became disconnected from my wheel due to me pulling them out due to my participation in an activity of which you have no right to know about"

aka

"Sorry, i was having a wank" (I was in a chase ([TC] CityDriving Montana)) and was going past the pitlane to the shicane with the awesome jump on one side, and i had to brake early (we haz barriers there) to stop myself from flying into the suspect, and some noob flies up behind me, still accelerating along that looong highway, smashes into me at 220kph and i landed at the hairpin.

"Sorry mate, was having a wank and my leg went funny"

My personal favourite is "Sorry, my goldfish just died, I put a brick on my accelerator and went to flush it down the toilet," but unfortunatly, i don't have a goldfish, so i've never had the chance to use it

lol at above few posts (titus randomicus, the greatest online roman gladiator ever lives on in this thread)

but anyway, the team I am in, [TC] CityDriving have an application like this in our insim, which shows the speed of the suspect and their distace away from you, but not in the format seen in the cameras :P

Quote from 5haz :

I reckon either Massa or Hamilton will do a Senna and just take eachother off, leading both of them to severe punishments and letting Kubica or Raikkonen through to take the crown, with Hamilton and Massa left with egg on their faces.

Raikkonen cannot win the champion ship unless hamilton has points decucted (an altogether not unfathomable possibly)

I think Hamilton will qualify and start well, but fall back being too agressive, but i still think he'll win the championship, he can win it this weekend, if Kubica and Massa don't score, all Hammy has to do is finish 3rd, 11 points ahead of Massa with 1 race left

Here's what i think will happen:

1. Vettel (He excelled in the rain before, he can do it again whilst Massa and Hammy concentrate on eating each others flesh to put one another off)
2. Kubica (I think it would be great to see him overtake Massa in the Championship
3. Kovalainen (He needs some good finishes to secure his place at McLaren, and he has a fresh engine this weekend)
4. Hamilton (He'll mess up somewhere, but his wet weather skills will begin to tell when the rain comes down about 20 laps before the end when he's scheduled to stop )
5. Raikkonnen (He'll qualify 1st, but then loose 4 places on teh start, giving 4 people penalties off the start too)
6. Alonso
7. Piquet
8. Massa (He sucks in the wet, saw it at Silverstone, he'll be as dizzy as a dodo on Drambui by the end of the day, but still nick a point with only 12 finishers)

Note: I want Hamilton to win, but it would be interesting to see a proper close fight between 3 of them, nice to see BMW looking like their old selves when it was a 3 way fight for the title

Pipa, there isn't :P mostly because you always crash on the final corner of the lap, allowing everyone through

Quote from adagio4lv :

restart pc....

How does that work? you wouldn't be on the straight then